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 Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:05 am
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This is "It's a B-Movie" from The Brave Little Toaster.It might be interesting for the RE characters to sing a parody of Disney.XD Except in this case,it's R-movie,lol.
Set in Umbrella's secret lab
Wesker,Birkin,Alfred,Alexia,Krauser,Saddler,and Salazar: Watch yourself! Don't fall all over yourself! (if they attempt to escape)
Alexia: You must be the new boys in town.
Leon: What's that sound? Is something moving around?
Salazar: Sit down for a spell.You don't look so well.(makes Leon sit)
Krauser: Well,in a minute I'll feel great! You just leave yourselves as bait! You might as well just hang around.
Wesker and Birkin (holding T-virus syringes): It's too late! We've got to operate!
Salazar: Just try to relax! It's a lab of wax!
Chris,Leon,Barry,Kevin,and Carlos: Oh,my! We've met the Frankenstein!
Shivers up my spine! Ooh-ooooooooohhh!
Chris: I'm for getting out of here!
Alfred and Alexia: We all smell your fear! Ooh-ooooooooohhh!
Birkin and Wesker: Who will go to the med room down below?
Krauser: Trouble is a-bubbling in the brew!
All villains: And listen to us here and now! We'll give you good advice!
Wesker: He'll know what to do! (Birkin) You just tell him new! (for new mutant body)
Krauser: He'll know what to do and see you through and tell him new!
Chorus (performed by all villains): It's like a moooooo-vie!
It's an R-movie shoooooooowwww!
It's like a moooooooo-vie!
It's an R-movie shoooooooowww!
Tyrant: Oh,look at me! I'm mutated so heavily! A large head,huge claws,abnormal height,and an enlarged heart! Oh,God,I'm a mishmash!
(He faints,then Wesker and Birkin carry him away)
Chris: This is weird!
Barry: It's much worse than I feared!
Leon: I'll close my eyes and make it disappear! (Ganados surround him and he shrinks back into a corner with fright)
All heroes: This is strange!
Krauser: It ain't home on the range!
All villains: You just tell UC (Umbrella Corporation) that you got cold feet!
All heroes: There goes the sun! Here comes the night! Somebody turn on the liiiiiiiiiight! Somebody tell me that fate has been kind!
(Wesker lassoes Chris,Leon,Kevin,Barry,and Carlos and yanks them back in their place)
All villains: You can't go out! You are out of your miiiiiiiiiiiind!
Repeat Chorus
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:54 pm
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Got a new one! Forget Suffragette City, take a visit to Suffering City!
"Hey man! Aw, leave me alone, ya know
Hey man! Chris is a Leon clone, I gotta
Hey man! I got this stream on my face,
it's tears from my eyes 'cause RE has lost its place!
Hey man! RE's now insane!
Hey man! RE's down the drain!
Hey man! Now it is all "blam-blam",
Capcom took the series and then they, and then they
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you can't afford the fa-ame!
Not back from Suffering City!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you're gonna be real la-ame!
You know my Suffering City is really near...
It's so clear!
Hey man! Oh Capcom don't be unkind, go away!
Hey man! I can't take you this time, no way!
Hey man! RE now don't crash here!
There's only from for 4 and here it comes, here it comes!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you can't afford the fa-ame!
Not back from Suffering City!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you're gonna be real la-ame!
You know my Suffering City is really near...
It's so clear...
Oh, hit me!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you can't afford the fa-ame!
Not back from Suffering City!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you're gonna be real la-ame!
You know my Suffering City...
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you can't afford the fa-ame!
Not back from Suffering City!
Oh don't leave on me man, 'cause you're gonna be real la-ame!
You know my Suffering City is really near!
Whoa, it's so clear!
My Suffering City! My Suffering City!
Not back from Suffering City! Not back from Suffering City!
Boo-hoo! Suffering City! Hoo! My Suffering City!
Wah-hah! My Suffering City! Wah-hah! My Suffering City!
SUFFERING!
Awwww, wham, bam, no thanks-- bro!
My Suffering City! My Suffering City!
Wait, not right! My Suffering City!
Boo, right? My Suffering City!
Oh, my Suffering City!
My Suffering City!
My Suffering City!
Suffering!
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:52 pm
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:23 pm
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:39 am
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:20 pm
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This is Zombie Tunes, by Carlos Olivera.
(Taken from Sugar Tunes from Dan Balan.)
*Intro plays...*
Stuck in racoon, The bomb will come soon
Ayie-ya eek! Ayie-ya ow ow
Stuck in racoon, The bomb will come soon
Ayie-ya eek! Ayie-ya ow ow
I found, Jill V...
In a burning.... building.
At least, that's what happened
When Nemesis.... attacked.
I chose, an M-4 Carbine
The bullets, fit right inside.
Ten hours, in a row
we were blasting through hordes of undead zombies...
She looks at me, I just found a way to save her!
Zombie tunes from nowhere could make my day
Blam blam blam blam hey! Blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!
Jump in here, I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad we took the high way!
The gates... are closed
We came... so close
She said, don't worry now
We'll find a way, to survive.
Ten hours, in a row
we were blasting through hordes of undead zombies...
She looks at me, I just found a way to save her!
Zombie tunes from nowhere could make my day
Blam blam blam blam hey! Blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!
Jump in here, I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad we took the high way!
Zombie tunes from nowhere could make my day
Blam blam blam blam hey! Blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!
Jump in here, I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad we took the high way!
Stuck in racoon, The bomb will come soon
Ayie-ya eek! Ayie-ya ow ow
Stuck in racoon, The bomb will come soon
Ayie-ya eek! Ayie-ya ow ow
Ayie-Ya! Ayie-ya! Ayie-ya! Ayie-ya-ow-ow-Ayie-ya!
Ayie-ya! Ayie-ya! Ayie-ya-ow-ow
ZOMBIE TUNES!
Zombie tunes from nowhere could make my day
Blam blam blam blam hey! Blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!
Jump in here, I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad we took the high way!
Zombie tunes from nowhere could make my day
Blam blam blam blam hey! Blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam!
Jump in here, I think it's pretty safe
I'm so glad we took the high way!
Ah, feels good to write another song here.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:10 pm
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"The Riddle", taken from "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.
"Hey! Don't ignore me just yet!
It's only in your head that I'm unsolved,
Frowned upon...
Just try your best!
Try all the keys you can,
And don't you worry 'bout those ugly freaks!
You've got time!
It just takes some time!
Girl, it's a tough riddle messing with your mind!
Everything, everything'll work out fine
Everything will open up alright, alright!
They, although they look the same
You know better than to think that way,
Which one's right?
Hurry now,
but just remain cool, hun!
It doesn't matter if you solve me though,
It's just a gun!
It just takes some time!
Girl, it's a tough riddle messing with your mind!
Everything, everything'll work out fine
Everything will open up alright, alright!
It just takes some time!
Girl, it's a tough riddle messing with your mind!
Everything, everything'll work out fine
Everything will open up alright, alright!
Hey! Don't ignore me just yet!
It's only in your head that I'm unsolved,
Frowned upon...
Just try your best!
Try all the keys you can,
And don't you worry 'bout those nasty creeps!
Watching you!
It just takes some time!
Girl, it's a tough riddle messing with your mind!
Everything, everything'll work out fine
Everything will open up alright, alright!
It just takes some time!
Girl, it's a tough riddle messing with your mind!
Everything, everything'll work out fine
Everything will open up alright!"
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:54 pm
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Oh dear lord... Guess who's back... It's ALFRED ASHFORD!!
The real Alfred Ashford by Alfred Ashford
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Would the real Alfred Ashford please stand up?
I repeat, would the real Alfred Ashford please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a zombie before
jaws all on the floor like Claire and Steve just burst in the door
started shootin' some asses liked cursed little whores
they first should of gotten devoured a helluva lot sooner (scream)
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, I'm not really my sister, now am I?"
And Alexia Ashford said
....Nothing you idiots Alexia Ashford is dead, she's frozen in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Alfred
Chicka chicka chicka Alfred Ashford I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around shooting off his you know what
kidnapping the you know who "yeah, but he's so kawaii though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in the laboratory break rooms
Sometimes I want to get on the monitors and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Albert Wesker to use T-Virus juice
my gun is aimed at your head, my gun is aimed at your head
and if I'm lucky I might just shoot you dead!
and that's the message that we deliver as an evil corporation
and expect them not to know what the hell's happening in their nation.
Of course they gonna know what the T-Virus is
by the time they hit four zombies,
they got spies set up don't they?
We ain't nothing but monsters, well, some of us are tyrants
who cut other people open (and watch them bleed) like fire hydrants.
But if we can create monsters and dead animals
then there's no reason that a man can't create a dead man too
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Woman you ain't gettin' those, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 2)
William Birkin didn't have to use the T-Virus to make monsters
Well I did, so ******** him and ******** you too.
You think I give a damn about your father?
Half of you people can't even survive me, let alone stand up to me.
"But Alfred, what if they died, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So the game can end early and I just sit around here?
Probably sittin' here, watchin' a movie that brings me to tears?
s**t, Ada Wong better get off her a** and switch me chairs.
So I can sit next to Albert Wesker and be first
And hear him argue about which S.T.A.R.S. members he wants to put in a hears.
Little b*****d, put me on blast with an RPG
"yeah he's dumb but I think his grandpa founded this place, hehe"
I should download his skematics along with the Virus named G
And show the whole world how you ******** up with big B!(scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I've been trying to ******** destroy you
And there's a million of us just like a zombie
Who bite like zombies
Who just don't give a ******** like zombies
Who dress like zombies
Walk, talk and act like zombies
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite a zombie!
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
a headache the size of your mansion room
The only difference is I got the bad assery to say it all in fall
And I don't gotta be false or lie about it all!
I just get on the rifle and shoot it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shot it better than 1% of you snipers out there.
Then you wonder how can zombies eat up so much in a clutch.
Its funny 'cause at the rate they eat, they're in a hurry
They'll be the only creatures still alive eating.
Pinching at your a** when they're tracking all you jerks an'
Bastards who said my shooting wasn't working
And every single person is an Alfred Ashford lurkin'
He could be workin as a European, spittin' in your pissin samples
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a ******** his guard down and the virus up
So will the real Ashford, please stand up
and put one that one rifle you have in both hands up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Alfred Ashford
Yes I'm the real Alfred Ashford
All you other Alfred Ashfords are just imitating
So won't the real Alfred Ashford...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up...
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:20 am
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"Gimme a Gun, I'll Show You How", derived from "Is There Something I Should Know?" by Duran Duran. biggrin
Please please kill it now!
Please please kill it now!
Please please kill it now!
Please please kill it now!
It made a break, it ran out yesterday!
Tried to find my heart but there's no way!
It wants my love, but I say nooooo...
I know it is trying everything it caaaan, yeah
It just went the wrong way, the bad way, so I gave it the baaaan, yeah
That's my dream that strings the road,
'Cause RE's dead, it's just so cold,
And I tried to love but then I had to sayyyy...
Please please kill it now!
Gimme a gun, I'll show you how!
Is there something I can grab?
That can shoot slice gouge or stab?
Could you please kill Resident Evil right noooow?
Oooh-oooh...
People stare and cringe in fear of it!
What once was great should now be down in a pit!
I want it to end, it should not be aliiiive...
I see the demons that come now that it has sold its sooooul,
Don't say it's easy on me, it's about as easy as removing a mooole...
That's my dream that strings the road,
'Cause RE's dead, it's just so cold,
And I tried to love but then I had to sayyyy...
Please please kill it now!
Gimme a gun, I'll show you how!
Is there something I can grab?
That can shoot slice gouge or stab?
Could you please kill Resident Evil right noooow?
Please please kill it now!
Gimme a gun, I'll show you how!
Is there something I can grab?
That can shoot slice gouge or stab?
Please please kill it now!
Can you see it's a cash cow?
Can you see that it must end?
To its resting I will send!
Please please kill it now!
Gimme a gun, I'll show you how...
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:38 pm
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