I called her on the phone and she touched herself...
Dan: Or you could be positive and say you get to have two of most holidays. Anyways, don't most people celebrate with their mothers side of the family and fathers side of the family in the first place anyways? I'll admit my family is not super close but still, it isn't the end of the world. Sure some things get complicated but you have to think about how much less stressed out your parents will be. It's not healthy for a kid to grow up in an environment where their parents are constantly at each others throats.
...I laughed myself to sleep.