The Source Of All Knowledge.

[Grand Moff Locket]

He. xB Don't let the pixelated genitalia deceive you.  

[TofuDreamer]

Hmm... Do humans have a real conscious or do we live on a timeline?  

[The MoUsY spell-checker]

How about "Where did you get all your knowledge from"? Or may be it should be how and not where.  

[CH1NTZY]

mine would be:
is everything that i worry about a waste?  

[Dathu]

The MoUsY spell-checker

How about "Where did you get all your knowledge from"? Or may be it should be how and not where.

The voice has the best encyclopedia money can buy.

[haruhara haruko]

mine would be:
is everything that i worry about a waste?

Do you mean that you worry about unimportant things, or that you worry unnessessarily (spelling?)?  

[The MoUsY spell-checker]

Dathu

The MoUsY spell-checker

How about "Where did you get all your knowledge from"? Or may be it should be how and not where.

The voice has the best encyclopedia money can buy.

Well then, how about "where did that encyclopedia come from"?  

[Dathu]

The MoUsY spell-checker

Dathu

The MoUsY spell-checker

How about "Where did you get all your knowledge from"? Or may be it should be how and not where.

The voice has the best encyclopedia money can buy.

Well then, how about "where did that encyclopedia come from"?

It was made in China.  

[The MoUsY spell-checker]

Dathu

The MoUsY spell-checker

Dathu

The MoUsY spell-checker

How about "Where did you get all your knowledge from"? Or may be it should be how and not where.

The voice has the best encyclopedia money can buy.

Well then, how about "where did that encyclopedia come from"?

It was made in China.

xd Reminds me of one economics lesson that I had, basically it went like this:
Teacher: Like many other countries, Australia owes money to other countries.
Student (not me): That's terrible!
Teacher: Don't buy imported goods then.
Student: How can we do that? EVERYTHING's made in China.  

[Metal-Sama]

I'd go with how can I become immortal. I'll take the good and bad that goes along with it too.  

[Prince Rilian]

I'd ask how to get all the knowledge there is to be had, because that would include how to live forever at an acceptable "age".  

[Prince Rilian]

Or maybe I'd ask how to become omnipotent.  

[E_Night]

I'd ask how can I get cohorts of hot young men for my army of minnions. And he would answer Food, booze, and sex.

Or

How can I live forever (imortality)?

or I might ask

How and when will i die (so i know I can trash my body and live a long life)

or theres What all do you know. This way i would know everything and he'd be out of the job. I'd make you little people who want to know crap pay $10 per sec.  

[Dathu]

Well, ya know, if you ask how to be immortal, it may just say you can't, and then you can't ask why!

If you ask it to tell you all it's knowledge, it will and you'll be there for eternity listening, since it's knowledge is limitless. You'd probably die before you heard a fraction of all there is to know, and even if you listened to all you wanted to know, you'll probably forget half of it. It's not granting wishes, it's answering questions, so bring a pad and pen. xd  

[E_Night]

Dathu

Well, ya know, if you ask how to be immortal, it may just say you can't, and then you can't ask why!

If you ask it to tell you all it's knowledge, it will and you'll be there for eternity listening, since it's knowledge is limitless. You'd probably die before you heard a fraction of all there is to know, and even if you listened to all you wanted to know, you'll probably forget half of it. It's not granting wishes, it's answering questions, so bring a pad and pen. xd

I wouldn't forget! i'd write all the stuff he told me on sticky notes.

OH! new question. are there enough stickynotes in the world to write down all the knowledge of the extream knowledgable one  

[chiisapirate]

how many questions do we get? i have six...

will i become lesbian?
is there an after life? (as in will i ever be able to see aaron)
how was life created?
does mike love me deep down or did he just try to take advantage of me in his drunken state?
will mitten and i be able to live happily ever after?

and the most important...

what would it take for me to be my daddy's little girl again?