So.. My friend bought a condom.

[Skatja]

I've never experienced something like that, but I remember a funny story which includes a condom. whee

It were in school, and the girls were supposed to have english, and the boys math. So the girls went over to another class, just across. We came in, sat down, and when our teacher wanted to reach for a map, there hung a condom on it. xp

Ma teacher got a shock, but she calmed down and wanted to show the principal it, and some others teachers. Then after a half hour, she finally took it down and said what we were supposed to do in the rest half hour. xd

That was a funny lesson. 3nodding  

[Noche Flor]

My dying star...

So, in like sixth grade (school year, I hadn't moved yet), me and my friends (jack, sam, nick, danielle, mary kate and adam) were hanging at the park in the neighborhood. It's a seriously wimpy park but no one really goes there so we just eat all the candy we got from the corner store in secret at the park. So me and Jack are carrying all of the candy over to the playground set where we sat on the bars. And there was this condom on one of the posts. It was inflated and everything. And Jack was turning really pink and then he started turning red and all our other friends looked at him and I was like "Oh my god." cause it was kinda shocking to see it. And they all came over and looked and were all like "Whoa. You two should put those somewhere else once your done with them, not leave them at the park." Jack was turning seriously red and I was like "That's kinda creepy." and everyone else is cracking up.

So a couple of days later with Cameron, Kaitlin, Sam, Mary Kate, Jack, Adam, Nick and Danielle we're fooling around on the playground set again. And Cameron and Kaitlin didn't know about the condom. And Cameron is swinging around the post where me and Jack had the fun time of finding the condom. So Cameron is like "Okay I just touched something weird." and we all just started laughing and he looks at it and is like "What is that?" and Nick is like "Ask Kaitlyn and Jack. They left it there." We were extremely immature at the time. So Cameron looks at us and I'm like "It's a condom, we found it and I guess it deflated or some s**t like that." and he spazzed out and leaped off the set and was rolling around in the sand screaming about being contaminated while the rest of us just laughed.

Now I'm in the bible-built of North Carolina and nothing happens up here. Boca was so much more fun. stare

...Will turn night to day

 

[Risika Nightwish]

Nice. This seems like something that my only two friends in high school and myself would do back in 9th grade. We always took our own food to the movies. That is where having a large purse comes in handy. biggrin

 

[Knit Happens]

I see no reason to condemn condom buying. But it you really want to have fun with it, you should also buy a 2 liter of Diet Coke and Mentos to test the condom's ability. Also, I would suggest Helium, however it is scarce and expensive.  

[Forgotten-All-The-Time]

My friend bought some condoms in the summer and blew them up and tied them. When he was done he threw them on the neighbors roof and they melted onto the roof XD. THey were so pissed.

 

[Noxness]

Jaft

I remember one of my friends coming home from an event with a paper bag full of different flavoured condoms. There was chocolate and there was banana.

I wanted to try those two. o.o Never got the chance though.

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

...seriously.. sucking on latex doesn't taste any better then it sounds stare

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[P0D9Y]

Lol, sounds...urrr, fun?  

[Dieu de Musique]

yeah dude
buying condoms is the most hilarious thing I can think of  

[jollyjube]

LOLZ when I was in grade 5 me and my friend found a used condom on the school grounds and we picked up with a stick and chucked it at people and the teacher found us and she told us to go wash our hands and when we got out of the bathroom we saw her putting in the bin with her bear hands! rofl

Also a fourth grader and his brothers go to a store every night buy condoms them piss in them till they're about to xplode and they cuck em at people so they explode! rofl  

[Blueblerry --]

Os iusti, meditabitur....

..... Pfft, lol. =D

sapientiam...

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Noxness

Jaft

I remember one of my friends coming home from an event with a paper bag full of different flavoured condoms. There was chocolate and there was banana.

I wanted to try those two. o.o Never got the chance though.

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

...seriously.. sucking on latex doesn't taste any better then it sounds stare

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

Well just for the experience then. I'll chew it like bubblegum. =3  

[Noxness]

Jaft

Noxness

Jaft

I remember one of my friends coming home from an event with a paper bag full of different flavoured condoms. There was chocolate and there was banana.

I wanted to try those two. o.o Never got the chance though.

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

...seriously.. sucking on latex doesn't taste any better then it sounds stare

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

Well just for the experience then. I'll chew it like bubblegum. =3

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Haha..ew eek

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[XxCrimson_ShinobixX]

U people are nuts  

[SchizoSpazz]

not quite that bad, but i got one out of a vending machine that also had like novelty toys in that category. i was in high school, and it was in my backpack, and my three year old brother goes and shows my grandmother the condom thinking it's a balloon, which she later discusses with me and asks if i'm having sex. i wasn't, and had to tell the story that i hadn't meant to get the condom. i meant to get a dirty toy. that went over well also. talk2hand  

[Alluminn]

One time one of my ex-boyfriends, while we were still dating, showed up at my house completely unexpectedly with condoms on his hands and head. He then proceeded to say "Guess where there's a fourth one?"
I just shut the door on him and started laughing my a** off.