Hzza
Vexxed
Heff
Hzza
Heff
HAAAAhahaha/ My New Years SUCKED!!
Poor Heff, what happened? Didn't get laid? Me neither.
Okay, so. I asked my boyfriend what we were gonna do, and he's all, "Nothing. Go to Hanna's." so I'm all, "Fine, ******** you too." So I call up my friend Robert and he and I drive around town for, like, an HOUR trying to figure out what to do because Jimmy, Diego, and the guys were in Vegas and everyone else was at work still. So finally I call Hanna, and she's all, "Oh come over!" So I have Robert take me over there and ditch him. So I was helping Hanna get ready so when Daniel (Her boyfriend) gets home we can go to this party, right? WELL. Daniel's Brother is my Ex who I still really like a lot. So, Hector (Daniel's Bro) and Daniel are getting ready and Hector gets a phone call, right? Well, it's this girl he works with, Chandra. OH ********. I ALREADY don't like her cause she's a super slut, right? Well, turns out, that's Hecotr's date for the party. Well ********. I might as well leave and just go to a different party now, right? WRONG. My DUMBASS decides to go to THAT party ANYWAYS. So at the party there's this guy James who I met a few weeks ago. Well, James talks to me WAAAAYYY toooo much. He is SPRUNG on my nuts! So I've got my ex over in one corner with this dumb slut b***h and in the other corner, this ******** weirdass obsessed guy. Damnit. So, I go sit down and as SOON as I sit down, here comes James. So I ask this other guy, Sonny, if he could get me a beer. So while I'm getting ******** up, I'm talking to James. Turns out, James used to really like Chandra until he found out she was a nasty whore. SO. Hector's only with Chandra to get to me and James! WHAT A p***k. So then I get a call from my boyfriend, and he's all crying about how he wants to spend time with me, and he's sorry, and blahblahblah, and now he wants to pick me up, right? Well ********, my boyfriend's straight edge and I've been drinking! So I tell him to ******** off and I'll see him tomorrow. So anyway. I go back inside, and don't want to deal with James. So I'm all, "Hector I need to talk to you." "Oh, but what about Chandra?" "I don't GIVE a s**t about Chandra. I need to ******** TALK TO YOU right ******** NOW." "Oh, okay. I'm sorry." So we go to the bathroom, and my ******** a** is waaaayyy tooooo drunk to be talking at the point. So I'm talking to Hector about...s**t, I don't even ******** know anymore, but I DO know that I ended up crying my face off to him, and all he could say was, "I'm sorry. Don't cry! I'll start crying. I do still love you, but you took too long. s**t happens, move on." That's pretty much all of it. So anyway. I'm sitting on the bathroom floor crying, and James is all, "WHERE'S HEATHER LIKE A FEATHER? BLAHBLAHBLAHDRUNK" and I'm all, "Tell him to shut the ******** up." and then he comes to the bathroom and he's trying to comfort me and I end up passing out with my head on his shoulder and now he thinks I'm into him. ******** lame.
my new years was alright
i partied in lansing
my boy felt bad the entire night cause he knew i would've had more fun in detroit
but it was fun at that party
i got drunk
i beat my boy in beer pong
anddd
i was 2 hours late for work the next day but it didnt matter
i remember the counting down to the ball dropping but i dont remember when it actually dropped
i think that's cause my boy started making out with me
What the ******** is beer pong?!
And Heff, your fonts too small, I could hardly read that s**t! Seem'd pretty gay though heart heart "Who loves ya, baby?!?"
The last party I went to on New Years was probably about 5-6 years ago (I'M SO ******** OLD!) and I puked up and STILL mananged to score. It was ******** brilliant, I was chatting to this girl, went and prayed to the porcelin god, came back and then we started getting it on! I never saw her again, but one of her friends gave Dr. Plums a handjob so vicious that all the skin on his d**k went all dry and flakey and he couldn't piss straight!
I miss those days.........
Vexxy~ I knowwww. At least you still had a good time.
It makes me happy to hear that everyone had a good New Years. :Whee:
