Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but the Wesker gets shot in the crotch by Jill, and Barry.

I wish Resident Evil 2 and 3 were longer.  

[Lisa Trevor]

Granted but the game gets 3 extra seconds of cutscenes involving Sherry taking a nap.

I wish that Ark Thomson comes back in RE5  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but they hired the same voice actor and he did as terrible of a job as in Outbreak.

I wish Resident Evil Degeneraion followed Anderson's line of movies instead of the game storyline.  

[NotteRequiem]

Granted. But Alice is ruined forever as they turn her into a Leon-esque character.

I wish that Mansions like Spencers really existed.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, but then the T-Virus would really exist. Don't think I have to explain further. :XP:

I wish Luis didn't die in RE4.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but then they'll do with him what they did with Rebecca, Billy and Carlos, they'll never bring him up again.

I wish there was no merchant in RE4.  

[Canas Renvall]

Then Leon would use the power of fhe Plaga in his body, kill Saddler, and inject the world with Plagas, forcing all to like him.

I wish they made a option of fixed camera angles as a bonus in RE4 and all upcoming REs like it.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but they they make Leon the official hero of Resident Evil, and put him in every single game, so you get to see Leon in all his goodness from every angle.

I wish they got rid of checkpoints every five minutes, and brought back the Ink Ribbons.  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but there'd only be one Typewriter to save on, and it's way out of the way and guarded by the strongest enemies in the game.

I wish Raccoon City was never nuked.  

[NotteRequiem]

Granted, but then the T-Virus would have spread out of control and ended the series.

I wish that RE5 will be awesome.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. Capcom will scrap what they have and will remake it to actually be awesome, not out of character... So.. RE5 should be completed... Sometime in 2012.

I wish Sherry didn't wear that stupid sailor uniform.  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but she'd be dressed like a bear, and Leon and Claire would be the ones in Sailor uniforms.

I wish all Resident Evils would be remade with better graphics. (like REmake)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. Then Capcom will remake them with the RE4 style gameplay, along with a HUD, over the shoulder camera, backflips, and the merchant.

I wish that Konami bought out the rights to Resident Evil, since they seem to be the only veteran company that still makes good games.  

[Ivory Lie]

Granted. But they do it for no reason and never bring a Re out.

I wish that Bio's Re storyline was made into reality.
(Damn good ideas there Bio)  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Granted, but the voice actors for it SUCK!

I wish I was in RE, and didn't die within the first few minutes or something...