The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[vegeta_ultimate999]

so answering your question why is the sky blue


because the grass is orange
what is the theory of relativity?  

[DuendeFire]

its what happenes when a male ges pregant

Why do chicks have tits?  

[Tuxedo Mask-8]

because a dog barked
y r my shoes black?  

[lilgirlsmiling48]

You shoes aren't actually black, it just lacking all the pigment colors, and what you're seeing is no color.

Why should it snow tomorrow?  

[candyisi]

because i'm cool...

who's the first man alive?  

[lilgirlsmiling48]

Pretty sure it's not me.

When would the cow fly over the moon?  

[candyisi]

when a rock can walk

who stole my cheese cake!! i want answer!! lol  

[lilgirlsmiling48]

I DID! and I ate it all, now I feel so feel. Don't worry that was one nice cheese cake you had there wink

What's that noise I just heard?  

[Tuxedo Mask-8]

oh srry that wuz me feeding my pet python
how do i make a origami horse?  

[Izzy Fizz]

You eat some paper,and throw it up.

Why am i looking at you?  

[water_spirit]

You're trying to set me on fire with your mind.

Why did fuzzy wuzzy have no hair?  

[DuendeFire]

cuz he wasn't a bear

why do dream of ninjas ninja ?  

[water_spirit]

Because Sasuke is one fine piece. heart

Will it ever stop raining here?  

[John Obake]

******** no.

What color shirt am I wearing?  

[DuendeFire]

black with white polka dots!

why are trees red?