Lame pick-up Lines!

[miss brightsidee]

phoenixrage93

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That's hot. whee  

[John Obake]

"You smell like fish. I love Fish."  

[Goose1125]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"  

[candyisi]

Um my Japanese teacher told me that in japan a lame pick up line would be... what is ur animal sign or ur zodiac sign. so if u see a japanese girl you'll ask her "nani doushi desu ka"  

[John Obake]

If I see a Japanse girl this I my usual response to her presence.
car to ******** until nous cette ?  

[DuendeFire]

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!  

[miss brightsidee]

My names [Insert your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

Damn, why do I say all the guy pick-up lines? emo  

[Annafu]

well, unless youre getting hit on by girls, those would be the only pick up lines youd hear, yes? 3nodding  

[miss brightsidee]

Haha, true, true.
What's your favorite pick up line?
:]  

[Annafu]

i dont have one x:
hell... i cant even think of one xD
when i do, ill be sure to post it here 3nodding  

[DuendeFire]

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

<(^.^)>  

[Annafu]

ohoh! i think i have one... kinda?
it was more liek a jk between friends

"i was really sick. had a massive sinus infection and was all nasty"
"oh my! thats hot!"
"ROFL"  

[DuendeFire]

i have a condom with your name on it!

wow... i use all the guy ones......... weird  

[Annafu]

lol, like i said before:
unless youre getting hit on by women, the guy ones would be the only ones youd hear xD  

[DuendeFire]

yes very true heres another one:

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?