Epic quotes (Screw cleanliness, it's no holds barred, now)

[ChainsawDooM]

do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
who?
center for disease control
i said WHO
what? i'm asking you
World Health Organization  

[ChainsawDooM]

wtf
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy  

[ChainsawDooM]

"ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, f***face.  

[ChainsawDooM]

Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
...men.
GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.  

[ChainsawDooM]

dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.  

[ChainsawDooM]

so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while
they were plugged into the mic port
umm, i think they are color-coded
haha, i know
i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is  

[ChainsawDooM]

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.  

[ChainsawDooM]

Diana Ross' husband died
how
fell while climbing in South Africa or something
that's sad
i guess there is a mountain high enough  

[ChainsawDooM]

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks  

[ChainsawDooM]

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sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.  

[ChainsawDooM]

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN  

[ChainsawDooM]

how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
|<----------------------------->|
(not to scale)  

[ChainsawDooM]

Your ignorance isn't helping.
<@KTottE> How am I ignorant?
<@KTottE> Do it again, do it right - Ooh great help *clap* *clap*
<@KTottE> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant
<@KTottE> Maybe the word you were searching for was http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogant ?
yeah thats the one
Your arrogance isn't helping,
<@KTottE> Neither is your ignorance  

[ChainsawDooM]

what the f***
i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
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