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 Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:51 pm
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Dear Gwyndollyn,
I'm so sorry for changing your name after the sixth chapter, but Gwyneth just really didn't fit.
I tried all different spellings, Gwenith, Gwynith, but no! You had to be stubborn and not fit the name.
Well geeze.
Also, sorry for totally twisting the story so you fall in love with Ezekiel, and not Xavior.
But hey, in ever movie/book I've seen/read, I've always wonder, "What if"?
What if she feel in love with the bad guy?
Is he really all that bad?
Perhaps there was some miscommunication?
Well, now we found out, and after a few life threatening scence, and interventions from Dennis *That loveable gay father of a vampire*.
I believe that he really help the whole story!
So, anyways, I'm not going to kill you off as planned.
People would hunt me down if I did *Kim, Amanda, Garrett...*
Still twisting the plot,
Me!
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm
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Dear Mark,
I have big news for you. The girl you have a crush on thinks you're a total loser and a jerk. Whenever you try to impress her all you really do is sink lower in her eyes. Trying to impress her by acting as if you've been let into what you think is the toughest gang may be fine an dandy if you're fooling the other classmates, but who would buy that when they know the truth? And trying to be the guy saving a damsel in distress is quite insulting when you're saving the one who started the fight. As impressive as you think you are, you are no where near that. In fact, you fail miserably and are quite pathetic. Don't blame me when you get she tells you off.
Hard at work,
Henry
P.S. Don't worry, you mature, it just takes you a while, although there was no chance with her to begin with, but it's not a total loss, you still manage to get a girlfriend.
(I would write more, but no one wants to sit though like a hundred letters.)
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:02 pm
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Dear Robert,
Okay, Bob.
May I call you Bob?
I know you hate it, but I don't like to sound so formal.
But anyway's Bob, I would like to appologize for making you the horrible step-father.
I know it wasn't nice, but it fit.
Sice Gywndollyn's mother died a few yearsa ago, and you are military, I just knew it would happen.
And not to worry, Mr. Bennington!
Sorry, I can't call you Bob, it makes me giggle.
Now, as I was saying, in the end your turn out alright.
And, you even cry!
Perhaps you should have let her out that night, instead of demanding her keys and then locking her in the bathroom.
That wasn't very nice Mister!
And, *I laugh* She get's out anyway!!
Don't you just love airducts??
Most lovingly,
Shaylene
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:23 pm
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~Contains Potential Plot Spoilers~
Dear Shawn,
You're the best protagonist/antagonist a writer could ask for. We've come a long way together. If I could find you (but less evil) in the real world, I would marry you on the spot. My only criticism is that in my rewrite, I'm going to be throwing way more drama at you, so you have to bump up the evil. I mean PURE evil. Remember, you're a demon escaped from h***. I see you nodding as I type this; you're ready for this, aren't you? You're gonna have too much fun with this! Don't worry, I won't kill you, though I'm tempted to. That would be way too easy.
Love,
Your author heart
Dear Rayleigh,
You've been a wonderful main character all these years, and it's great that you're willing to step aside and let Shawn take this one. Remember, you're my narrator, so I can't kill you. I think you'll enjoy being a fallen angel. Just try to stick to your code, and you'll get through fine.
Love,
Your author cool
Dear Jay,
I'm sorry so much bad stuff is going to happen to you. I really like you, but after what you do to your cousin, you kind of deserve it. Don't worry, though; you'll fall with grace... literally.
Love,
Your author cry
Dear Kanga/Camarain,
I really, really hate you. I've decided that I'm going to keep the fire scene in Volume III.
Your author mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:12 pm
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Dear Ninalain,
Why can't you quit being such a melodramatic Sue? stressed I know you're deeper than that, trust me, you've been in my head a long time. Seriously, get over the fact that your brother is a nit twit and get on with your life without arguing so much with the captain, it's not going to end well for you.
-She Who Brought You in to Being
Dear Odoron,
Come on, man, how can anyone be sooo stuck up? I mean, yeah, I understand you're the prince and all, but . . . your sisters are just fine! Oh, and . . . I know you know about my plans to kill you . . . don't worry, it'll be good. Maybe you'll even learn something from it.
-She Who Brought You in to Being
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:49 am
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Dear Mary,
I'm sorry the boy of your dreams turned out to be a total jerk. The story just wouldn't have been interesting if your boyfriend was actually a nice, normal guy.
I want to also apologize for making your sister completely oblivious and sending your parents away while you were in a horrible position. You would still be alive today if your parents had been home. But, oh no, I had to send them on a 2 week cruise leaving you to die.
It wasn't a peaceful death either. I started out by making your boyfriend so cruel it caused you to become bulimic. Then, after you had thrown up so many times your body just couldn't handle it any more, I had the boy you loved so much beat you to death.
Jeeze, I'm a crappy person.
On the bright side, I'd like to thank you for putting up with all of that junk. It was an extremely sad, but captivating story, that couldn't have been done with out you.
Signed,
Your wicked author
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:54 am
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5thmarauder Dearest Rage, Oh what can I say to you. I have ruined your life so much and in so many ways. I think I owe you more I'm sorry's than any other character I've ever written. Where to begin? I think I'll start with your mother. You've been in my head for so long that I feel like I know you well, and you were verry close to her. When Annie and I first started writing about you I considered keeping her alive and giving you at least part of a family. However you must understand that had I not had her jump off of that balcony and hang herself in front of your window you never would have been the same. Second on the list is having you get pregnant. Love was such a sweet guy but it was one of his character faults that he wasn't as responsible as he should be. I am truly sorry for having you suffer for his character develpoment. Third I'm sorry for killing him. I know you loved him despriatly. I know becouse I did too. I cried for two hours after I decided to kill him and for two more after I wrote out how he was killed. You must understand though that for your daughter's book to go on he had to die, seeing as the mystery of his murder is a major plot point in her book. Fourth, I guess this realy goes along with number 3, I'm so sorry I ruined your wedding. That's just how he had to die. I hated myself for it but it was the only way I could think of to move along the plot. Finaly, I am so sorry that I made you kill yourself. You have to understand why. I cried more when you died than when Love did. I realy feel like I conected with you. It was torture. I hope that you can find some way to forgive me for making your life a living hell. May you have fun tormenting me in the middle of the night when my laptop is in the other room and all of my pens are dead and I have no way of writting down what you give me without waking up my mother. I hope to someday see you dancing at the top of the best seller list. With all of my love, Your best friend
Wow. If you do actually get that published, I'll be one of the first ones to read it! (: |
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:01 pm
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Dear Tali,
I'm sorry most of all for torturing you in the Unseelie Court. However much you annoy me sometimes, no one deserves that kind of cruel treatment. That you didn't go insane is a miracle.
You fell in love with Joker. That was your own doing, but I think in some way he encouraged it, even if he didn't mean to, so go ahead and jam a toothpick under his toenail and make him kick a wall.
Ciao,
Your author.
_____
Dear Joker,
So, Tali fell in love with you. Can't say sorry, because it was you being yourself that caused it. Dang, don't you know better than to flirt with every single person of the female persuasion that comes your way? Or maybe you can't help it. Whatever, you're still such a man-slut.
I am sorry that I made you enter faerie territory. It changed you, and for the worse. The change will fade with time and you'll go back to your normal self, but...until then, I'm sorry. I liked you better before.
Love,
Your author.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:44 pm
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Dear Elizabeth,
I regret to inform you that even though you are the main charcter, you are the most boring. I mean seriously! Get a LIFE! Oh, and I'm going to break your heart by having Rebecca steal your "man." *snort* However, you will get someone... in the last book. During the last chapter... Oh well! Anyway, why must you be stuck in the weekend? Why can't you have a life? Why can't you DO something? WHY?
-You're very annoyed author.
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Dear Raine,
Thank the stars that you exist. If you didn't, Elizabeth would do suicide! Even though you are in a whole different book from Elizabeth, you are what kept me from forcing her to commit sucide. Thank you for existing, you little vampire. You are my favorite charcter. Ever. In 5 million years. God, I can't say thank you enough times. THANK YOU!!! Oh, and ignore Rose and Claire. They're idiots.
-You're loving creator
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