Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Mikami_X_Kira]

Billy: I was just makeing that military story up. I'am a killer. twisted  

[Uenna]

Something my friend came up with:

Chris: *turns around a corner* Who's there?! *sees Wesker, sighing with relief* Oh.. it's you.  

[A5116278]

NEMESIS: jill lets make out  

[Ithmara]

prince_chameleon

Jill: MONSTERS!! AAAAAAAAAH!! *throws down handgun and runs off a cliff* ....oh s**t.

Birkin: I don't mind Alexia having joined Umbrella at the age of ten! ^_^ I'm not jealous at all! God praise Alexia!

Alexia: ...Claire, I love you. *cuddle*

Wesker: JILL, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'M SCARED!!! MOMMY!!!

i like te first one, i can almost picture it! LMAO!  

[Ithmara]

Chaos_Red_Black

Leon: Fighting with guns is so stupid and gay.

O.O i would probably black out and faint if i heard him say that. I would be in shock lol.  

[Knights of the Realm]

Loli Kyr

prince_chameleon

Jill: MONSTERS!! AAAAAAAAAH!! *throws down handgun and runs off a cliff* ....oh s**t.

Birkin: I don't mind Alexia having joined Umbrella at the age of ten! ^_^ I'm not jealous at all! God praise Alexia!

Alexia: ...Claire, I love you. *cuddle*

Wesker: JILL, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'M SCARED!!! MOMMY!!!

i like te first one, i can almost picture it! LMAO!

Me too, lol. ^_^

Loli Kyr

Chaos_Red_Black

Leon: Fighting with guns is so stupid and gay.

O.O i would probably black out and faint if i heard him say that. I would be in shock lol.

Me too. Oo;;;  

[Ithmara]

yeah it would be rather scary and heartstopping if he said that.. prepare yuor difbulators (or what ever restarts the heart)  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

Leon: What's a kick?

Ada: Wanna walk together for the rest of the game as I divulge the reason I'm here, Leon?

Ashley: Gimme a gun! I'mma shoot deez bitches upp! scream

Wesker: Chris! Save meeeeee!
Chris: Despite the fact you killed a vast majority of my co-workers and I have a deep sence of loathing for you, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! ^_____^

Wesker: STFU!!! SPONGEBOB IS ON!!!
Ashley: Spongebob must die... twisted *cocking gun*


Leon: Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *glares at Gonado* Don't look up my skirt.  

[MoonSoo]

Leon: "Ashley! Help!!!"
Ashley: "Don't worry Leon! I'm coming for you!"  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

Don't rape my idea moonsoo stressed  

[Uenna]

Chris: *in Gir voice, pointing to.. uh.. Tyrant?* Whyyyyyyy is his heaaaaaaaad so biiig? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy is his heaaaaaad so biiiiiiiiiiiig?  

[Knights of the Realm]

Chris: Wesker is my idol! I wanna be just like him!  

[A5116278]

lisa: i need some cosmetic surgery  

[Knights of the Realm]

Jill: Ooh, a monster! *poke* Haha! *poke* Haha! *pokes* Haha! *gets killed by said monster*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alexia: Happy birthday, Wesker! Guess what I got you! That's right! T-Veronica virus!