Boredom has set into me! Help Please?

[oGolem]

"What? What do you mean the damn house hasn't been obliterated yet? Did you forget to cause the earthquake?"  

[Nethilia]

"Hey, you try playing both Team Aqua and Team Magma! I'm a double double agent for s**t pay here!"  

[Dominic Vittore]

I'm all for roleplay ... hell, it's my lifeblood. We should start a thread.  

[oGolem]

"No, dammit all, you may NOT cook the damn pizza with your mage powers! Low profile does not mean 'wake the whole spirital world up and scream look at me', thank you very much!"  

[Nethilia]

"What part of "Does Kitti have to cut a b***h" don't y'all get?"  

[Jishin]

Aaaaah, injokes. gonk  

[Nethilia]

Jishin

Aaaaah, injokes. gonk

They're the best!

*straps on her Machete of Castration (+6 against men)*  

[oGolem]

Hey, you forgot your Rusty Barbed Wire.  

[Nethilia]

I've upgraded to Silver Sporks.  

[oGolem]

Well, just keep Sasha away from the good stuff. And if you behave, you get a salmon.  

[Nethilia]

And this is what happens when the Elites are up too late for their own good. You get the Ghost of RP Past.

"Remember me, I'm Nightshade! Booga booga!"  

[oGolem]

Ooh! let me! Let me!

"I Aaaaam Haunter, Phyyyysiiics stuudent! Teeeell me your weight or Iiii will condemn your wing to body Raaaatioooo!"  

[Nethilia]

*drinks the post* ^.^  

[oGolem]

Just keep TC the *CENSORED*