If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[Dark_of_Niwa]

He'd contracts an STD of some sort.
ORAL SEX IS DANGEROUS!
(But fun)  

[astrophe]

Dark_of_Niwa

He'd contracts an STD of some sort.
ORAL SEX IS DANGEROUS!
(But fun)

I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully it's treatable  

[Dark_of_Niwa]

... Just so you know, I am STD free.
But thing about it... He takes in your whole body... Not exactly healthy.  

[What the Pho]

He'd be more timid and be able to slice a tennis ball.  

[Hobo Scruffy]

He would become homeless and have the super ability to live in a box! ninja  

[The Sexiest Wario]

He would get the power to chew on people, and he would wear a yellow helmet. XD  

[The WTF Ninja]

He would become a WTF Ninja. Duh.  

[RoseSpirit]

He would gain a near encyclopedic knowledge of Pokemon. Perhaps useful for battling Pokemon Trainer, but otherwise absolutely useless to him. |D  

[Hero Maul]

The universe would implode.

Similar results come from Chuck Norris being swallowed.  

[Pachipie]

RoseSpirit

He would gain a near encyclopedic knowledge of Pokemon. Perhaps useful for battling Pokemon Trainer, but otherwise absolutely useless to him. |D

Oh no, that was gonna be my answer...

Well, I guess if he swallowed me he could get the super ability to steal quarters from people's dressers and not get caught. << >>  

[Boadicia]

If Kirby swallowed me, he'd have the ability to manipulate objects with his mind and confound people with his superior knowledge. rofl Or just BS his way through it.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

If kirby swallowed me, he's get the ability to narrate the ongoings of the match.  

[DarkTyler359]

He would become a ugly, annyoing A$$ hole  

[penguin_on_caffine]

He slowly began to turn a menacing shade of deep violet, his eyes would glow red, and he would begin foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. This condition would worsen and worsen until the violet would start turning black like an infection. Ten minutes later he would spontaneously explode leaving behind a black whole that consumes souls.  

[xDLSx]

he would have the ability to be black
so he would have
super speed, he could jump high, rap, wear baggy cloths, and lots of gold chains, he would rep his planet, and blast any fool who messed with him
or at least thats what he'd say he'd do
lol