Atheist funerals

[CaprinaePsi]

[x] Natasha [x]

Xiporah

I have my 'burial' planned. Imma have a crypt featuring a 15 foot marble statue of myself overlooking my sarcophagas. Lol. ******** me sideways if anyone is going on a stupid vacation with my life insurance policy. Better start digging and chiseling, jerkwads domokun

However, I don't know about my funeral. I know I want 'The Show Must Go On' by Queen to play. It's a fitting song.

I want "Don't stop me now"

And I want to be cremated, and my ashes stuffed into fireworks to be let off during the party that there'll be to celebrate my life.

I want to be cremated to "Through Fire and Flames" by DragonForce.
Not only does it make sense, it's also a kick a** song.  

[Alphabet Whore]

Yeah, cremation all the way. Then I'd have my ashes thrown to the wind over a Scotland prarie. Tacky, I know, but I've always loved Scotland, even if I've never been there. Then, I'd have a party. No funeral. Balloons, streamers, the whole shibang.  

[[x] Natasha [x]]

We shall put the "Fun" in "Funeral". xD

 

[Aaron Lee Morrison]

Avoir Le Retour...

I'd much rather be cremated, to be honest. Firstly, I don't want to rot in a box six feet under the ground; secondly, someone can either keep my ashes, or, if I choose, they can be spread out over various places.

...Les Adieux

 

[dawnofthelight]

Interesting; I would chose cremation, for it has a great symbolic meaning for me. It's like I'm always there, just as little particles of dirt, spreading out through nature, taking part in it; like my soul is still there, so to speak, and everything inevitably belongs to nature, is nature in its fundamentals, and affects nature and vice versa. Though, I would love a secular "ceremony for the dead" before that act of cremation is conducted. However, a disadvantage would be the fact that in some cases people are thought to be dead, whether they, in actuality, are or aren't. I wouldn't like to be cremated if I am not actually dead, although my physical/biological characteristics my make it appear that I am; I may miss a chance of waking up again, and continuing to live this wonderful life [but funerals have the same disadvantage], so I'll stay with cremation, although it would remain even more practical to just throw me in a garbage can just in case I wake up the next day to find out I was "dead" for about 24 hours. But that's less aesthetically pleasing: I go with secular ceremony before cremation, then soon after, after some specific time span, I will be cremated.  

[Lee Retalis]

Likem most here, I want to be cremated.
I want my ashes mixed with my SO's, and then I want them spread in the wildest parts of the world. I want to be with all my favourite animals. The wolves, bears, tigers, snakes, and what have you. Just lay us to rest in the wildest places left.  

[Voiredire]

Yeah, I'm going for cremation too. Though if there's a visitation I hope for there to be lots of Mountain Dew, a CD w/ Bullet's non-screamy songs playing & NO ONE WILL BE GIVING SPEECHES.  

[PrezarioKaiser]

My funeral? Think reverse birthday party. The cake will just have a death screen from Resident Evil on it, sitting next to my urn (temporary urn, ashes in the ocean for sure), and the urn will have a look of shock drawn on it starring at the cake. Then, cue the metal, LAN party and Mountain Dew. The motto of this funeral: "It's what he would want."

Also, this is my first post in a good 3-4 months at the least. Go me.  

[Death God Hitsugaya]

CaprinaePsi

I want to be cremated to "Through Fire and Flames" by DragonForce.
Not only does it make sense, it's also a kick a** song.

ABSOLUTELY. Best idea ever, I now have a new addition to my evil plan.

I dunno, if I end up a rich, rich man, I'll get buried on a plot of land under a black obelisk. Why? Because I can, and being buried under an obelisk would kick a**. Maybe have my will force people to throw boots at the faces of people I don't like, an idea inspired by a youtube video. Boots to the head as vengeance would rock.

Okay, unlikely master plan, but If I can't, I was always planning on cremation, then.. probably tossed into the sea as well.