Class 3-Z

[Katsura Kotarou]

Ginpachi-sensei, I refuse to cut my hair, and if you force it, I'll expose your dirty secrets to the rest of the school faculty.  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

*Face turns white* Alright then Zura. Kagura we can't force Zura to cut his hair so instead you need to stop eating hot dogs in class.
What stinks is that natto you're stirring. ((I think this thread should be moved to RP))  

[Clouditchi]

*hides hotdogs* Hotdogs? what hotdogs? i'm not eating any!!!!!!!! ninja  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

Right  

[Sarutobi Ayame]

Ginpachi-Sensei, Okita brought a weapon of mass destruction to class!  

[Clouditchi]

*feeds Sadaharu the hot dogs* see, my hands are empty-aru. no hot dogs. now leave me alone or you'll all be Sadaharu's chew toys.  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

*Walks over to Okita* Can I borrow this *picks up rocket launcher and aims it at the class*
The next person who complains will be obliterated!  

[Clouditchi]

IF YOU OBLITERATE ANYONE I'LL SUE YOU FOR MALPRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away and goes home so Ginpachi-sensei won't shoot me*  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

Malpractice for teaching. If they had that I'm sure I would have been sued already...wait did I just say that out loud?  

[Katsura Kotarou]

*takes notes to quote Ginpachi-sensei*  

[Sarutobi Ayame]

*follows after Kagura*

Wait! You still have my natto bowl!  

[Shinsuke Takasugi]

Ginpachi-sensei, Kondou's looking up Otae's skirt... again.  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

*Launches a rocket at Takasugi*
*Otae hears Takasugi and starts beating Kondo into a bloody pulp*
Anyone else?  

[Shinsuke Takasugi]

*crawls toward the door, all charred up*

Nur-se's... off-ice...

Hmm..?!?

Oh, nice panties Otae.  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

*Otae halts her beating of the unconscious Kondo and starts beating Takasugi*