OMFG!

[my dog ate my sanity]

...Is more gooder.
It's just a blanket my school gives to grads. Mine says "Grad '08" and they are very warm and cozy.
Request accepted. It's an epidemic.
Corn on the cob ...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...gets stuck in my teeth and annoys me.
What, the guild dying thing? T.T I know.
We only got bubbles...
Baby birds...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

...are cute, but apparently to enticing for dogs.


Dirty Jobs ...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...is a good show that I haven't watched in forever.

Nail polish...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

.. is very smelly.

Household chores...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

... suck because I forget to do mine.

Fluffmelgate...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

...is a magical land filled with candy streams and liquorice whips.

Apple pie ...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...is a very nice pie because it makes me hyper and more random than usual.
Actually Fluffmelgate is a curse that I invented. Yeah. XD Your definition works too.
Cameras...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... are lately being subject to con-artistry.

The food network...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...says things are easy when they aren't and cause household fires.

Paper clips...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

...can be used by the bored to create shapes.

It's just a ...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...little thing we call nothing.

Thinking thoughts...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

...keeps the brain slugs at bay.

All you need is ...  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

...a balloon of lead.

Sucky weather...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... does not belong in the summer months.

Crackers are ...