Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet. ;D
Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher?
He was Haydn.
Why wasn't J.S. Bach at the classical concert?
Because he was Baroque.
What does Max make the Orchestra?
He makes them horn-y. (Max is a French Horn player)
sweatdrop What did the musician say to the tightrope walker?
You better C sharp or you'll B flat!
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? '
A flat minor!
As I walked past the grave stones I heard an odd sound. Someone was playing some classical music backwards. "What's that sound?" I asked a random Goth. "Oh, that's Ludwig Van Beethoven's grave. It sounds like he's de-composing."
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Why are Violas larger than Violins?
They're not. It's an optical illusion. Viola players have small heads.
What do you call someone who hangs around musicians a lot?
A Viola player.
Why don't Violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why shouldn't Violists take up mountain climbing?
If they get lost, no one will look for them.
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Yeah, that's my music class for you. xD I have tons on violas. Because everyone just
loves them so much.
rolleyes And since we are on the topic of light bulbs:
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high!
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