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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:45 pm
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Arnor :: Imperial Throne Room
"I am most impressed, faithful Steward. You serve your Lord well. But alas! I am late, and the boat to Numenore shall part within the hour, and I must be gone! Fair thee well, faithful Steward! I am off!"
And thus Vader lifted up his suitcase, and he was off, and gone from the throne room. But for just a moment. Before Franics could even begin recovering from the exhasuting role of serving Lord Vader had he returned. "Say, faithful Steward, did you say you purchased... a shrubbery!? For if this be so, I simply must behold it before I depart! Roger the Shrubber does such fine work, as I am sure you agree."
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:46 pm
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((OOC--and trying again to post this. I have a really stupid mouse that has buttons on the sides, so if I'm not paying attention, I can accidently hit 'back'. So, re-typing everything.))
Maedhros wandered around Roger the Shrubber's cart pondering what shrubbery to buy. He was in the doghouse with his wife, a Teleri, for accidently referring to Ulmo as The Little Mermaid's father. He thought a shrubbery-wih a little path down the middle-might appease her fury. He had just chosen on with a nice leveling effect when he heard a shrill voice from behind him.
"Leik OMGOMGOMG11111!!!! It's Maedhros!!!111one!!! Can i leik get ur autograph???//"
"Hey! I was just thinking my name! You can't go and read my name and suddenly know it! that's poor Role-playing! And if you must know, I'm not really the Maedhros, it's just that when I was born, my mother saw that I had red hair and decided to name me after him. If you'd have looked, you half-minded twit, you'd have noticed that I'm a Man. No Elf in me, I'm a Man. And since we're not going with a serious RP, and Elainya wants to play a Teleri, I have an Elven wife. STFU!"
"Fkuc off ur meeeen!!!11"
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:13 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:02 am
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Arnor: Edge of the City
*As Tom was making his way to the river, i search of his blade, he came upon a group of screeching girls. Him, being the stout Numenorean warrior, thought they were in trouble, and wanted to help. pfft, what did he know!*
"Fair maidens, what is your trouble?"
Liek W3 cant Find our LAgolis!!111!!! OMG wh3re is He??/// he is tEh secks OMG!!!111111!!!!
*Tom winced as they began to screech about this Lagolis. He knew now what they were, for they were the illiterates[insert creepy music here]*
"I'm sorry, I know not of who you speak."
*At this point, he heard a gruff voice coming down from a street nearby. Tom turned, and saw a slightly tipsy man. He pointed at the man.*
"He'll know where this Lagolis is."
*The girls screeched even louder at the mention of his name, and they ran over towards the man, shouting stuff about how Lagolis was secksy. Tom continued on towards the river for his blade, not thinking again of these horrible creatures.*
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:47 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:39 pm
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Arnor :: Imperial Throne Room
While waiting for the Shrubber to arrive, the Lord Vader decided to recount some Arnorian history for who knows why.
"Right-hand man Ernest, faithful Steward, as you know, only two Numenorean cities remain on Middle-earth, and those are Arnor and Gondor. But alas! These cities are exactly four times the sum of twenty-eight point three six seven plus the difference of pi minus phi miles away from each other, and the River Drunkenwine lies between them!
"Seventeen years ago, the only bridge on the River Drunkenwine collapsed into the treacherous rapids below. This sucked, because the River Drunkenwine is three miles wide, minus one half of a mile. But my keen intelligence prevailed, and at the Plains of Osgiliath a new bridge was built.
"The plans were to build a thrid Numenorean haven at this location. Sadly, that didn't go to well, because we accidentally sprayed Anthrax on the soil. But the bridge is still usable!"
And then all was silent. For a moment; for it was not long ere Right-hand Man Ernest spoke up. "My Lord, if you are quite finished recounting history we all already know, I believe the Shrubber to be just outside the palace."
And Vader replied: "Well what are you waiting for? Bring him in!"
And so Ernest did. And there was much rejoicing.
Yay.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:14 pm
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