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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:37 pm
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dear god, thank you for this food that a farmer grew all on his own, then harvested, then shipped it off to the store where I bought it with my very own money, and then prepared all by myself (with a little help from my girlfriend). Please let it nourish us because we know that our bodies are incapable of absorbing the vitamins and minerals out of food without your go-ahead. thank you for gravity, and thank you for sending your son, jesus...wait a sec, if jesus was your son then wouldn't that make multiple gods? because he had godly power, and also prayed to YOU, so he's obviously a different person...anyways that's not the point. please heal the scratch I got on my hand while opening the can of tuna, for I know that without your blessing it will never even begin to heal and I'll bleed to death overnight. RAmen.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:10 pm
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well i go to a camp that's sponsored by the YMCA, so it's kinda christian, and every night we say TWO prayers. one is Taps, which is just too fun to sing, and the other is one that a camper makes up each night. i was a counselor in training this summer and so i had to be christin because non-christians are satanists and i had to give like three prayers throughout the month. i'm not quite athiest but pretty close, so i REALLY didn't wanna say "oh thank you lord our god for giving us lungs and air and the food which could not exist without your godly farmers." but i definitely couldn't say, "thank you non-existent god for the food which the camp bought with its own money." i just said "thanks for all our friends here at camp". it really sucked, cause the counselor heard from some people that i was talking about a book i read about vampires and paganism and she sat me down and was like, "we can't let the girls see that you worship vampires--". i was like, "whoa, now, i don't worship vampires." she so didn't believe me. she was such a perfect little b***h. she treated me like one of our 11-yr old campers until like the last three days. god, i hated her.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:12 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:48 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:42 am
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