Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[BlackCandy705]

Wth? Random much?

Granted, but you miss the offer to join a weapon-building company. (right where it hurts huh? lolol I'm cruel...)

I wish that I could channel my mind better...  

[Zahzi]

Eh, they were probabally full of posers anyway.

Granted. But by doing that, you lose your insanity...You're BORING NOW!!

I wish I had a peice of paper...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

You get a piece of paper but you can't do anything with it.

I wish I get this song out of my head!  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But now you have another song stuck in your head...

I wish I had a RPG-7...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but it jams and explodes in your face.

I wish there were no such thing as animal cruelty...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now P.E.T.A has become a radical group against eating meat.

I wish I had a crate of bullets.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But some idiot gave you ice bullets so they all melted.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But the medicine for it has a 97% mortality rate...

I wish I didn't need have to watch these annoying commercials...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. You get to watch Show Tunes instead. (perfect timing really...)

I wish that I could say my speech for school tomorrow perfectly.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But someone pulls the fire alarm during your speech.

I wish I had a map of nowhere.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But some fire loving idiots burn it before you can even look at it.

I wish my friend could be happy again and didn't need to go through all her depressions and upsets all the time.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. They become a Seane. (The Happy Emo... gonk )

I wish I had a turtleshell...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but that's the only article of clothing you now have. ^__^ (c'mon now, you should have expected that...)

I wish I had a camera for this moment...zahzi in a turtle shell...  

[Zahzi]

Cool, armor.

Granted. But the picture burns in your hands.

I wish I had an egg to throw at bystanders as they walked past me.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but baby chickens hatch just as you're about to throw them. And you dare not throw those baby chickens right? evil

I wish I wasn't so nervous right now....