Bowser: A Thought-of Story About His Life

[gutterball29]

dragn99

Orphie

auS-e-Dude

Meta_Fish

SuperArmadilo

The part about SMS kinda makes sense, notice how Bowser Jr. calls Peach "Mama"

see what i'm gettin' at?

Did you beat the game? Bowser comes clean and tells Jr. that Peach isn't his mom.

And Bowser Jr. admits he knew she wasn't his mom.

And Bowser says that he's Bowser Jr.'s father.

And then they have snow cones while watching the sun set on the water.

And then you unlock a cool looking tropical shirt.  

[churroman13]

gutterball29

dragn99

Orphie

auS-e-Dude

Meta_Fish

SuperArmadilo

The part about SMS kinda makes sense, notice how Bowser Jr. calls Peach "Mama"

see what i'm gettin' at?

Did you beat the game? Bowser comes clean and tells Jr. that Peach isn't his mom.

And Bowser Jr. admits he knew she wasn't his mom.

And Bowser says that he's Bowser Jr.'s father.

And then they have snow cones while watching the sun set on the water.

And then you unlock a cool looking tropical shirt.

Don't forget the cool looking shades!  

[estvpe]

gutterball29

dragn99

Orphie

auS-e-Dude

Meta_Fish

SuperArmadilo

The part about SMS kinda makes sense, notice how Bowser Jr. calls Peach "Mama"

see what i'm gettin' at?

Did you beat the game? Bowser comes clean and tells Jr. that Peach isn't his mom.

And Bowser Jr. admits he knew she wasn't his mom.

And Bowser says that he's Bowser Jr.'s father.

And then they have snow cones while watching the sun set on the water.

And then you unlock a cool looking tropical shirt.

sweatdrop no i didn't...... i also don't own it so that doesn't help either  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

THEORY DISPROVED: Go play the original SMB. Get a fire flower before the end of any level that isn't world 8. Don't lose it. Beat Bowser with a fire flower. Watch what happens. neutral  

[dragn99]

Akward Turtle

THEORY DISPROVED: Go play the original SMB. Get a fire flower before the end of any level that isn't world 8. Don't lose it. Beat Bowser with a fire flower. Watch what happens. neutral

Wiki-owned!  

[lucario815]

lol poor Peach  

[MaverickDrifter]

Akward Turtle

THEORY DISPROVED: Go play the original SMB. Get a fire flower before the end of any level that isn't world 8. Don't lose it. Beat Bowser with a fire flower. Watch what happens. neutral

GODDAMN WIKI!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!! scream scream scream ....... scream  

[8Bit Jack]

Seriously, I'm just waiting for B-Chan's opinion on this...  

[Zeds]

Crazy Cray

He actually wrote a Biography. It was called "Life in a Turtle Shell".

There was a follow-up aswell, named "A million little castles (With toads in them.)" It was featured on oprah.  

[Rimas LXBYA]

Tropius003

Wait, wasn't SMB2 (Doki Doki, not the lost levels) just a dream? (O MAH GOLLY, SPOILER!)

To this day I still wonder why Birdo was the only enemy that made it out of Mario's head.  

[Trop003]

Rimas LXBYA

Tropius003

Wait, wasn't SMB2 (Doki Doki, not the lost levels) just a dream? (O MAH GOLLY, SPOILER!)

To this day I still wonder why Birdo was the only enemy that made it out of Mario's head.

... HOLY DAIRY! I hadn't noticed that! I guess that would be applied to Ninjis as well.
I've seen these guys in Super Mario World and a few Kirby games...

WAITAMINUTE! Shy Guys too!  

[GrowingDandelion]

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

I think Bowser did not hump Peach Sexy, but sneaked inside and stole several vagoo eggs.

Then by Mario Party learned to reproduce like the CGI godzilla.

And I think that there was no Peach rape simply because there are EIGHT-YEAR OLDS PLAYING THIS GAME!!! (or at least they were eight at the time . . . .)

But seriously, I now love this thread to death!

And both books were on the best-seller list for six months, and there's a rumour about a documentary . . . .