The Barton Army

[Chang524]

Because you're simply a lowly private that draws the gunfire of your superiors, as Hammi once was. Now he's just a lowly Sergeant that draws the gunfire of his superiors. You'll find your own Hammi one day, Sam, one day... *Pats Sam's back with razor-edge knife*  

[Imortal Sam R I]

*Ouch* Sir i have a question, How do i not die? Hammi has HADS, What about me?  

[Chang524]

Son, that's a very good question, one that I've been trying very hard to solve and am willing to enlist every single member of this guild of guilds to assist me in solving. *Takes out chainsaw* Now, just stay still. This will only hurt a lot.  

[Imortal Sam R I]

.... Oh god why did i ask. Are you sure you want to do that... What if it doesnt work this time ((Please work Please work I AM TOO YOUNGE TO GET CHAINED SAW AND DIe))  

[kaiser321]

nonsense! no one is too young to get chainsawed biggrin now sit still  

[Nero Zenndoren]

ninja

-Kriss .45 sub-machine gun fire ensues-

-leaves-  

[Femmunition]

Nero Zenndoren

ninja

-Kriss .45 sub-machine gun fire ensues-

-leaves-

*Teddy bears come out of .45 sub-machine gun muzzle*
Watch where you aim that thing. gonk  

[Nero Zenndoren]

-makes failure poot sound-  

[kaiser321]

teddy bear? twisted  

[Imortal Sam R I]

*gets up form being chained sawed* Well thats weird, i didnt die again.
No more chain saw, please.  

[kaiser321]

you don't tell me what to do!  

[Imortal Sam R I]

I ASKED YOU POLITLY!!! now please stop.  

[Chang524]

Alright, that's enough, both of you calm down. This is no way to represetnt the Barton Army.  

[Imortal Sam R I]

Okay sir. *toss chainsaw* *Crash sound and screaming* Did any one else hear that?  

[kaiser321]

good point... let's all sing campfire songs