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Trenn Flashkill: Forgotten, Never Loved

The mods, Fish, Trenn, Wayne, and Denko, were respected (ESPECIALLY Fish) members of their communities. However, Trenn was a nomad and had to travel frequently, as opposed to Wayne who never does anything because s/he is a fat gurlie hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Denko, being hard at work on the exclusive AAA Cult RPG, is never around much, but everyone remembers him because they are in his game. Trenn, however, gets no such slack. The poor man is ridiculed and MOCKED daily.

“where's trenn?” they say, whilst throwing stones at him.

“Nobody knows who you are, Trenn. Nobody will remember you. Nobody loves you. You're a FREAK.”

This destroyed Trenn. Trenn became a monster. He mutilated himself in front of his pink linen mirror with flowers on it. He grabbed his Winchester shotgun rifle and marched into the cult.

“WHO'S TRENN!” he screamed, ironically, as he opened fire on his fellow guildmates. He killed Wayne first. And then Akwurd Turtle. He killed Fish twice also, for making fun of his accent. But he slayed one cultie that never did anything wrong.

Trenn slaiyeden (???) J. J was always Trenn's favorite member. J was EVERYONE'S favorite member. The crowd was about to rise up and stop Trenn themselves, but Trenn was overridden with guilt. He shot himself in the face, and then he jumped into the hall of the denied. Some say, when you look over the posts of the old thread, you may find in white text,

“whoooooos treeeeeeenn?”

rofl rofl rofl heart heart heart

Win.

The Shnozly Chronicles: Episode 1: Desperate Struggle: Code Raiden: The Bearer of the Shnoz


Kuzodav was drunk one day. But this wasn't any ordinary day. Today was Friday, and everyone knows that Kuzodav drives with his PS TRIPLE on Friday. Now, Kuzo was normally a very good drunk driver, but today, he was not. A gypsy cursed him the other day, because he said he didn't think Psychonauts was the greatest game ever. Kuzo spat on her curse. He did not believe in such things. However, the gypsy also had a giant scorpion who she set on him. Anyway, the point is, curses don't exist; old Kooz was high on about 2 quarts of scorpion venom. He crashed right into Meta_Fish's house, because those two guys know each other IRL. Fish's stupid ******** Jew nose absorbed most of the blow, but he was still injured.

Kuzo came to Fish in the hospital.
“How ya holdin' up buddy?” He asked his old, dear, sexual friend.

“I'm okay. I met a new girl last night. She's a nurse. She likes my nose.”

Kuzo became angered at this. Fish shouldn't be having fun in a hospital and getting laid, he should be injured, and more importantly, also, his nose shouldn't be all this lucky. He became so jealous of Fish's nose, he vowed to one day steal it.

Fish was a fool. No wonder Jessie left him. Kuzo visited him in the hospital the next day. He put his thumb between his index and middle fingers, and swiped his hand across Fish's face. He then held his hand up to Fish's face and said, “got your nose”

And Fish said, “No it's the source of my power give it back!”

But he didn't. And now Kuzodav is the bearer of the Shnoz.

To be continued?

o god.
Moar.
NAU.

*wow I call win on this thread, gives the troll some troll flakes to keep it's strenght up to write moar*

@Rad:b***h get tivo episode seven sucked, episode eight is better!

Today has been a very good day for me.

Oh my god, the Trenn story. It's like his biography.

Needs more ripping off Aussies