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 Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:31 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:38 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:18 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:05 pm
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Would you rather...
...stand on an 8-inch wide ledge 100 stories high for 30 minutes OR have to walk 25 feet across a girder 18-inches wide, also 100 stories up?
...be ugly with a beautiful spouse OR be beautiful with an ugly spouse?
...while serving an impatient, powerful movie producer in a chic L.A. restaurant, drop his filet mignon on the floor then tell him he has to wait another 20 minutes for his dinner OR wipe off the filet, cover it with more sauce, and risk being detected?
...be raised by wolves OR by dolphins?
...be attacked by a giant snake OR by piranha fish?
...have one eye in the middle of your forehead that has 20/20 vision OR have 2 eyes in the normal places but be virtually blind?
...have uncontrollable nightmares but when you wake up you have an accurate, psychic prediction about the future OR have on-again-off-again periods of mind reading that strike you speechless during their duration?
...be a pathetic wannabe OR a wasted has-been?
...spend 6 hours lying in a gutter letting the water splash over you OR have to spend the day sitting at the bottom of a public trash can on a city street having people constantly drop garbage on you?
...have your feet replaced by wheels without brakes OR your hands replaced by hooks?
...on a solo mission, visit inhabited, friendly planets so far from Earth that when you return everyone you know is long dead OR visit nearby, uninhabited planets like Mars for a few years (also on a solo mission)?
...push something OR pull that same something?
...during a rainy and windy storm, be stuck in a 150-foot well OR up in a 150-foot tree?
...have one of your eyes be vertical OR have your nose horizontal?
...have scientists discover alien life that may or may not be friendly OR have them find that we are the only life in the universe?
...be confined to your room for one year OR go wherever you want but always have to wear a giraffe costume?
...have a big, very painful red wart on the end of your big toe for 2 weeks OR have a zit the same size, but without pain, on the tip of your nose for 3 days?
...have to wear Groucho Marx glasses (with the plastic nose) 24 hours a day OR have to wear a rain poncho 24 hours a day?
...try to survive in the wild by making a fire without matches OR by trying to catch an animal with your bare hands?
...work for your sibling OR your best friend?
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:14 pm
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...stand on an 8-inch wide ledge 100 stories high for 30 minutes OR have to walk 25 feet across a girder 18-inches wide, also 100 stories up?
--I'z fat, so standing for 30 minutes wouldn't be fun. My balance is impeccable and that width is alright so I'd just walk lol
...be ugly with a beautiful spouse OR be beautiful with an ugly spouse?
--Beautiful with an ugly spouse. But realistically there's always a chance either of us would leave the other eventually.
...while serving an impatient, powerful movie producer in a chic L.A. restaurant, drop his filet mignon on the floor then tell him he has to wait another 20 minutes for his dinner OR wipe off the filet, cover it with more sauce, and risk being detected?
--Make him wait. He needs to learn to be patient and the other way around is just too mean and not sanitary.
...be raised by wolves OR by dolphins?
--Crap. DOLPHINS RAPE they are not just happy sea creatures! But wolves can be pretty vicious. I'll go with the wolves. A human really can't live in the sea you know...
...be attacked by a giant snake OR by piranha fish?
--Piranha. At least you can get out of the water, but a giant snake will most likely be a constrictor and it can follow you and is stronger than you.
...have one eye in the middle of your forehead that has 20/20 vision OR have 2 eyes in the normal places but be virtually blind?
--One eye.
...have uncontrollable nightmares but when you wake up you have an accurate, psychic prediction about the future OR have on-again-off-again periods of mind reading that strike you speechless during their duration?
--The accurate psychic predictions. It's more useful and honestly, if we really knew what other people were really thinking, we'd probably be disgusted with humanity more so than usual.
...be a pathetic wannabe OR a wasted has-been?
--Tricky... I think has-been. A has-been does have a chance at a comeback.
...spend 6 hours lying in a gutter letting the water splash over you OR have to spend the day sitting at the bottom of a public trash can on a city street having people constantly drop garbage on you?
--Trash can. I mean mostly people will drop paper or wrappers on you, worst case scenario, food. (or best case depending on how you look at that razz )
...have your feet replaced by wheels without brakes OR your hands replaced by hooks?
--Hands are absolutely essential to make life wayyy easier. Wheels without breaks aren't a big deal, it's like rollerskates/blades! I'll take the wheels.
...on a solo mission, visit inhabited, friendly planets so far from Earth that when you return everyone you know is long dead OR visit nearby, uninhabited planets like Mars for a few years (also on a solo mission)?
--You wouldn't last long enough to reach those far off civilizations. If there was a technology where you could, you could probably make it home in no time too. Blah, I'll pick friendly planets. I don't want to look at a barren rock.
...push something OR pull that same something?
--Pull.
...during a rainy and windy storm, be stuck in a 150-foot well OR up in a 150-foot tree?
--Tree. Better cover for rain.
...have one of your eyes be vertical OR have your nose horizontal?
--Nose. One eye vertical could mess you up!
...have scientists discover alien life that may or may not be friendly OR have them find that we are the only life in the universe?
--Discover alien life.
...be confined to your room for one year OR go wherever you want but always have to wear a giraffe costume?
--Confined to room for one year.
...have a big, very painful red wart on the end of your big toe for 2 weeks OR have a zit the same size, but without pain, on the tip of your nose for 3 days?
--3 day zit.
...have to wear Groucho Marx glasses (with the plastic nose) 24 hours a day OR have to wear a rain poncho 24 hours a day?
--Rain poncho. C'mon we can make it a fashion! lol
...try to survive in the wild by making a fire without matches OR by trying to catch an animal with your bare hands?
--Making the fire. I ain't no hunter and I can't kill a bunny or whatever else.
...work for your sibling OR your best friend?
--Best friend for sure.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:16 pm
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...stand on an 8-inch wide ledge 100 stories high for 30 minutes OR have to walk 25 feet across a girder 18-inches wide, also 100 stories up?
Walk 25 feet across a girder 18-inches wide, also 100 stories up.
...be ugly with a beautiful spouse OR be beautiful with an ugly spouse?
Ugly with a beautiful spouse.
...while serving an impatient, powerful movie producer in a chic L.A. restaurant, drop his filet mignon on the floor then tell him he has to wait another 20 minutes for his dinner OR wipe off the filet, cover it with more sauce, and risk being detected?
Wipe off the filet, cover it with more sauce, and risk being detected. (Course it depends if he's a jerk. but when they're impatient I can hear the yelling already.)
...be raised by wolves OR by dolphins?
Wolves!
...be attacked by a giant snake OR by piranha fish?
Giant Snake, better chance of dieing faster.
...have one eye in the middle of your forehead that has 20/20 vision OR have 2 eyes in the normal places but be virtually blind?
One eye in the middle of your forehead.
...have uncontrollable nightmares but when you wake up you have an accurate, psychic prediction about the future OR have on-again-off-again periods of mind reading that strike you speechless during their duration?
Have on-again-off-again periods of mind reading that strike you speechless during their duration
...be a pathetic wannabe OR a wasted has-been?
Pathetic wannabe
...spend 6 hours lying in a gutter letting the water splash over you OR have to spend the day sitting at the bottom of a public trash can on a city street having people constantly drop garbage on you?
Spend 6 hours laying in a gutter letting the water splash over you.
...have your feet replaced by wheels without brakes OR your hands replaced by hooks?
My feet replaced by wheels without brakes.
...on a solo mission, visit inhabited, friendly planets so far from Earth that when you return everyone you know is long dead OR visit nearby, uninhabited planets like Mars for a few years (also on a solo mission)?
Visit inhabited, friendly planets so far from Earth that when you return everyone you know is long dead.
...push something OR pull that same something?
Push something.
...during a rainy and windy storm, be stuck in a 150-foot well OR up in a 150-foot tree?
Stuck in a 150-foot well.
...have one of your eyes be vertical OR have your nose horizontal?
One of your eyes be vertical.
...have scientists discover alien life that may or may not be friendly OR have them find that we are the only life in the universe?
Scientists discover alien life that may or may not be friendly.
...be confined to your room for one year OR go wherever you want but always have to wear a giraffe costume?
Confined to your room for one year.
...have a big, very painful red wart on the end of your big toe for 2 weeks OR have a zit the same size, but without pain, on the tip of your nose for 3 days?
Zit the same size, but without pain, on the tip of your nose for 3 days.
...have to wear Groucho Marx glasses (with the plastic nose) 24 hours a day OR have to wear a rain poncho 24 hours a day?
Wear a rain poncho 24 hours a day.
...try to survive in the wild by making a fire without matches OR by trying to catch an animal with your bare hands?
Making a fire without matches.
...work for your sibling OR your best friend?
Work for your best friend.
(That was fun! ^_^)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:52 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:52 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:03 am
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