Wish Corrupting =)

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, you have nightmares.

I want world peace, except for Canada...  

[Night Wind Yote]

Granted but canadian Idiouts take over the world (no offence to canadians)
I wish i had more disguises  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, they all make you look human.

I want an xbox.  

[Night Wind Yote]

(they all do)
Granted but you get a XYZ Box
I wanna see mnt fuji  

[Orcus Fieres]

(no, i can still see your ears with this one, or did you mean irl?)
Granted but you see it while it's falling on you.

I want a gold toilet.  

[Night Wind Yote]

(no all my gaia disguises are human)
Granted but its water is gold too
I want new Boots  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, they explode if you put pressure on them.

I want to go to Japan.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but when you are falling out of a plane with no parashoot
I want a fallen wish  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, the wish fell on you.

I want a real life Yoshi.  

[Night Wind Yote]

Granted but he ate you
i want ayanami as a subordinate
 

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted but i didn't know who it was so you got me.

I want Garfield as my pet.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but he will eat your salary
i want issa from dragon eye to work under me  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, Issa dies because he used the eye too much.

I want a momentary laps in judgment.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but in you imagination
i want a kitty  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, the kitty died

i want a barrel of fish.