Diss the Rapper Above You (punchline cypher)

[Dr Thump]

what the ******** b***h that didnt even rhyme
better shut up ******** i'll smoke yo a** anytime
all u rap about is random s**t
with those so called rhymes that u spit
that sounded worse than ******** rick ross
and u go around spittin this s**t like u tha boss
ese ur rap didnt even make sense
talkin about cabbage patch kids and having sex
u see a beaner from da 805
even 305 goes to run and hide
ima stop now
p.s. dont rap if ya dont know how  

[bigprodigy]

being compared to rick ross was b***h move
please dont think it aint ova and at least i dont need to just to get the point across
and i can rap verbally in front of you but not on a stupid a** computer and yeah it was random cuz it was as iz personality wise hoe but at least all you talk bout is bein a gangsta wigga
even i dont try hear and if you want a true battle come down to tokyo and will show u how a nihongo does it and if u dont understand puto just dumb it down b***h and this s**t is clean and so what random is good and this is not even tryin
at my fullest ability
if u wanna run for your money anti up play dice and i dont even think u've seen a gun cocked in your life and seen a homie die for stupid hood s**t
so peace and yeah i can rap if u havent notice just dont want to try becuz youre just a waste of my time  

[Dr Thump]

come on lets see some new faces, i wanna see somebody else diss this clown
oh yea and who the ******** he callin wigga i aint white im straight up mexican (just to let u know, i wasnt rapping when i said that i was just talking, thats why it dont rhyme)  

[funkyfred]

Dude that sucked i could top that
I could top that while im texting on my mac
Im a lyricall genius i can pop yo a**
im even sick when im playin my brass
horn,as you muther ******** wheep because my rapin lyrics are so deep
you may think this is s**t,you may think this is gay
but just shut that mouth because i have something to say
you think your so smart you think your so cool
but compared to me you mother ******** druel  

[Aurora Rosewind]

Language language
you should cleanse your mouths with soap!
Look into your soul, forage
for finer words
that don't sell you as a dope!

[My beef: All the expletives are getting really repetitive and dull. Get creative, impress us and enhance your vocabulary! -Teacher in training x3]  

[pulchrare]

((Can't rap but I'll try.))

Everytime I see those sort of of things I snap, you all think you got ryhmes but this is how you rap! I'm sayin' what? I'm sayin' who? Everyone point fingers at you. Because you ain't got no style, and you ain't got the beat, to take on all of this super intense heat. I got the way, to say, what have planned to say, and though you think I am lame I am just playing a game. With your mind, it's all mine, no you don't got the time, to figure out what you mean when you speaking to me!

((Yeah. That sucked.))  

[funkyfred]

well if it aint the TA comin to play
but if you cant rap you may as well step back
all that soul stuff is crap this is how you rap
free will and peace is all an illusion
now heres my conclusion
whatever subject you teach,science,english or maths
it dont matter cause in each one i can pop yo a**
soap is a snooze real rapers wash there mouth with booze
so teachers pet go back to principle skinner and leave this thread to the winners  

[XIX Eli XIX]

Maybe you should take your own advice
"if you cant rap you may as well step back"
if you think the way you write yo rhymes is rap,
why don't you go ahead and put it up on a track
sucka mc's like you is the reason why hip-hop had heart attack
you should get a ghost writer cause writin' lyrics is what you lack
if more mc's like you are made, I might as well start smokin crack
but nahh, I'm showin' everybody that mc's like me is the reason hip-hop is comin back  

[funkyfred]

what doas mc even stand for macyD's
your probobly a achny ridin teenager about sixteen
you think your gonna be a rapper when your older but your just gonna cook fries in a McDonalds toaster
read a book get a good education
instead of sitting in your room and doing masterbation
science,english that kinda stuff
dont throw your life away smoking puff  

[pulchrare]

Your rap ain't hardcore, I fact I think it's quite a bore,
go home and leave this thread, don't be a dodo head,
cause I'm lean, and I'm mean, I'm a fighting machine,
you're a sexist pig who thinks that a girl can't rap,
But check me out, hunny, and do the math.
Word.

((Personally, I think that I myself can't rap. I'm too literate.))  

[victorgee89]

Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
Hhooow, Say what, say what....
Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
To bad I got your beans in my bag;
You F@#k up, suck up corny mother F@#k up.
Taking over all of the limps, pimps;
All I'm rockin' in the East side skill,
Ya bess step back cause I'm a kil...
I'M A KILL...
So what ya thinkin' mister ragidy man,
doing all you can to look like Ragidy ANN,
So what the F@#k fool,
cause yes I know you feel it,
'cause you look like 1 of those dancers from a Hanson's video;
lttle f@gg#t HO. Please give me some sh!t to work wit,
'cause right now I'm a Wit kid,
s#ck my d!#k kid,
like your daddy did.
Who's hot...Who's not...
ya bess step back corn on the comb;
You needa new job.
Try to take the mic. skillz,
'cause your back to the dentist to buy yourself a new grill;
A Pumpkin Pie, I'd spit 1 in your eye;
So climb some shoots and ladders,
while your ego shatters;
But you just can't get away.....
'Cause it's dooms day kid
it's dooms day........................................................!!!!!!  

[victorgee89]

victorgee89

Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
Hhooow, Say what, say what....
Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
To bad I got your beans in my bag;
You F@#k up, suck up corny mother F@#k up.
Taking over all of the limps, pimps;
All I'm rockin' in the East side skill,
Ya bess step back cause I'm a kil...
I'M A KILL...
So what ya thinkin' mister ragidy man,
doing all you can to look like Ragidy ANN,
So what the F@#k fool,
cause yes I know you feel it,
'cause you look like 1 of those dancers from a Hanson's video;
lttle f@gg#t HO. Please give me some sh!t to work wit,
'cause right now I'm a Wit kid,
s#ck my d!#k kid,
like your daddy did.
Who's hot...Who's not...
ya bess step back corn on the comb;
You needa new job.
Try to take the mic. skillz,
'cause your back to the dentist to buy yourself a new grill;
A Pumpkin Pie, I'd spit 1 in your eye;
So climb some shoots and ladders,
while your ego shatters;
But you just can't get away.....
'Cause it's dooms day kid
it's dooms day........................................................!!!!!!

PM me if you like the lines(though they're not my own wink )  

[Dr Thump]

victorgee89

Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
Hhooow, Say what, say what....
Say what, say what.........hummmmnn
Say what, say what........my d!(k's bigger than yours;
To bad I got your beans in my bag;
You F@#k up, suck up corny mother F@#k up.
Taking over all of the limps, pimps;
All I'm rockin' in the East side skill,
Ya bess step back cause I'm a kil...
I'M A KILL...
So what ya thinkin' mister ragidy man,
doing all you can to look like Ragidy ANN,
So what the F@#k fool,
cause yes I know you feel it,
'cause you look like 1 of those dancers from a Hanson's video;
lttle f@gg#t HO. Please give me some sh!t to work wit,
'cause right now I'm a Wit kid,
s#ck my d!#k kid,
like your daddy did.
Who's hot...Who's not...
ya bess step back corn on the comb;
You needa new job.
Try to take the mic. skillz,
'cause your back to the dentist to buy yourself a new grill;
A Pumpkin Pie, I'd spit 1 in your eye;
So climb some shoots and ladders,
while your ego shatters;
But you just can't get away.....
'Cause it's dooms day kid
it's dooms day........................................................!!!!!!

alrite im back on gaia after about a year
this s**t getting gay so appreciate im here
I go by the R.I.C.K.Y.
In real life
thats ricky for all u illiterate a** beaners
i let bitches in my bentlys benz or beemers
yea beaner i got jewels and all that
shoes and all that
hoes and all that
clothes is all that
i keep a b***h decked out in gucci or prada
i aint even have to, i do s**t cuz i wanna
im done for now and i wont be back
one word for the haters: stop smoking crack!!!!