Corrupt a Wish

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted, but you're diabetic.

I wish I wasn't watching kids' tv.  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but it then you find nothing else to do and die of boredom.

I wish people would stop stealing my imp plushie.  

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted, you gave it to someone instead ;D

I wish I had an imp plushie!  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

But the imp turned rabid and killed you to harvest your gold teeth!

I wish this tentacle monster would stop huggin' on me.  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, it would then mutate into a larger monster to destroy your computer.

I wish I had hacking powers :3  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

Granted, but you get reverse hacked and then arrested by the FBI.

I wish I had legs. *looks at mechanical shark tail*  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but then your mechanical shark tail had short-circuited during the surgery, causing your legs to become jello.


I wish that I was a hunter. (Left 4 Dead reference)  

[Tamago1]

But then a rabid bear who hates hunters appear,and mauls you.
I wish i was some kind of alien frog.(keroro gunso reference)  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

But then you get eaten by an alien croc.

I wish my feet weren't cold.  

[AyraDragonSlayer]

Granted, but now you have a fungus...

I wish I had a Phoenix

 

[Underestimated_Angel]

granted, but it burns down your house.

i wish i lived near the beach!  

[adriannrod]

Granted, but a tsunami hits your house.

I wish I had a better avatar.  

[Qris Etc Torin]

Granted, but the genies that run the wish-granting accidentally put Hitler in charge of the job, and your avi is now sculpted in his image.

I wish my friend (for pronoun reference, she's a girl) wasn't obsessed with Taylor Lautner.  

[adriannrod]

Granted, but now he/she's obsessed with Hannah Montana

I wish that the world wasn't so hateful.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

Well then there's peace but it's missing something, a soul!

I wish...I had A million bucks to drown someone in!