If You Were a Pokemon...

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

~Xiloscent~

c'mon, body like a tank, brain that can rival alakazam, and he makes a stable platform or projectile.

it don't get more perfect than that.

Wantcookie

 

[Xilo The Odd]

soooo wantcookie, you'd like to be a whore?  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

~Xiloscent~

soooo wantcookie, you'd like to be a whore?

...like to be?  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Or




Can't decide.

...or maybe Cubone or Marowak...  

[-Hel the Reaper-]

Haunter!!! I would be awesome.

I could float through walls and my hands would be levitating beside my body. O.o ******** ARMS!  

[Xilo The Odd]

The Awkwardest Turtle

Or




Can't decide.

...or maybe Cubone or Marowak...

thats like choosing good and evil.

choosing one will always suck.  

[Keeskee]

I'ma eatchu.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Keeskee

I'ma eatchu.

Guess what I'ma do.  

[CherubiMaster]

Hmmm... Probably Charmander, wait then water would instantly kill me.

What about a legendary, no everyone would try to capture me.

Pikachu? Water would also kill me.

So a pokemon no one wants to catch that doesn't die in water...

No I don't want to be a Bidoof! crying  

[Keeskee]

Wantcookie

Keeskee

I'ma eatchu.

Guess what I'ma do.

I'll hold them done. We'll make it a team effort.

Keeskee used double-team!  

[RoseSpirit]

:3

Lying in the sun all day... being adorable... sounds like a good life to me. |D  

[TtheHero]

You may ask why I choose this one.

Well, ?  

[Caramel Kisses]

Focking cute.
^w^

 

[Terara Drakon]

Mudkip.

No, I'm not kidding. Mudkip is my favorite pokemon. I liked it before that dumb meme surfaced. >:c