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whoa whoa whoa lemme corret your advice people.

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:19 am

Oh...here's advice for everyone,
"Never eat soap". WRONG eat it, they taste like muffins


Hmm... advice...
Never eat yellow snow?
xD WRONG AGAIN eat it its some ones droped lemon snow cone

LAWLZ ><;;
My advice is: " Never Snort Snapple "
Trust me.
Another is " Never Slip on a nacho "
but if you do laugh, BUTT if it happens to anyone else, laugh anyway.

and
EAT BACCON


nothing wrong there eek

giraffe eating a churro " nothing to be said.



When confronting your boss, be straight forward, and don't show any sign of fear. OR ELSE THE LLAMA'S chipmunks WILL GET YOU.

dont do dont drink fire sauce from taco bell no matter how fun it looks. it gives u teh super power of breathing fire.


dont DO lick sharpies.. THEY MAKE YOUR TOUNGE THAT COLORR!
(just dont choke on it =-=)


Don't go towards the light. theres 2030's ipod there.



hope you heed my warnings  

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Eat peanutbutter and mustard, often.
Don't eat a bucket full of flaming hot cheetos, *shivers*.
ninja ninja ninja ninja eek burning_eyes ninja mrgreen  

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"Eat peanutbutter and mustard, often.
Don't eat a bucket full of flaming hot cheetos, *shivers*."

BRILLIANT!!  

[xXxLoved and hated xXx]

*bows* thank you *bows yet again*  

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never break up with some1 for their sister, or their best friend ._.



mrgreen ninja burning_eyes CoOkIe burning_eyes ninja mrgreen  

[Hygencide]

Never trust a man in a tunic. I've been in the situation three times before.
Either that or never wipe side to side  

[xXxLoved and hated xXx]

You got that from land of the lost. I know stuff... ninja  

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okay guys, if you go to jail, don't drop the soap. ._.
you'll end up getting it in the a** or in the face. xDDDDD



mrgreen CoOkIe mrgreen  

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Land Of The Lost was pretty friggin EPIC

I might get the DVD...

God I Hope I Get It!~  

[xXxLoved and hated xXx]

Yeah, it was hilarious. It made me laugh for days.
Advice:
Inhale laughing gas BEFORE watching Land of the Lost, makes it way more enjoyable in a crowd of monkeys.  

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never snort root beer
it hurts like hell  

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never tape down the spray nozzle on 4 lysol cans so they make cookie's basement smell better

it doesn't make it smell better
and it gave us brain damage  

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never tape down the spray nozzle on 4 lysol cans so they make cookie's basement smell better

it doesn't make it smell better
and it gave us brain damage

true story >.< *shivers* i never did recover the same way.  

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talk to strangers
they have the best candy