Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Answer: 42.

Question: You tell me.  

[GrowingDandelion]

Because we don't feel like it.

What makes things fall down?  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

God.

If I shoot someone in the head from 100 yards away in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, is it still awesome?  

[MaverickDrifter]

Depends if it goes into Texas.

Is there rain in Florida?  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Go ask Mister Owl.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?  

[Nomega]

digi734

Is there rain in Florida?

[Ignore]
Yeah. It rained yesterday, actually.  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

SMELLY BOY!

The good elephant in airship dropped what things?  

[WylrPnufh]

Nomega

digi734

Is there rain in Florida?

[Ignore]
Yeah. It rained yesterday, actually.

And the day before
And the day before
And today
And tomorrow. >_>

Answer;hunter:

Seventeen Eleven.

What is Mountain Dew made out of?  

[Rad Electropow]

The morning dew of mountains.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of Cookie. Jack fell down.
What happens next?  

[WylrPnufh]

Rad Electropow

The morning dew of mountains.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of Cookie. Jack fell down.
What happens next?

And Cookie took complete advantage of the situation.

Why was six afraid of seven?  

[Xathoa]

Because seven had aids.

How is it logically possible for a bumble bee to fly?

I shall carry my egg with me wherever I go. o_o
Cause I'm strange like that. ;D

 

[teh_n00b_huntr]

Because God said let there be bee

¿Por qué estoy hablando en español?  

[Super Cheesio]

...Yes

Will you go out with me?  

[J of The Wind]

PERVERT!

What kind of woman do you think I AM! *scoff*  

[MaverickDrifter]

The one that makes me a SAMMICH

Why are most rednecks retarded?