Omegle

[J of The Wind]

WylrPnufh

Stranger: Hey there
You: =O SOME GUY JUST SHOWED ME HIS c**k
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: What?
You: IT WAS BIG AND BROWN
You: AND HAD SOME RED ON IT TOO
Stranger: Ok then
You: LIKE... LIKE WHERE THE BEAK IS, YOU KNOW?
You: UNDER THAT
Stranger: that's a bit more detail than I ever wanted to know about some random dude's c**k
Stranger: Wait...
Stranger: beak?

XDDD  

[WylrPnufh]

Stranger: hey
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: m/f?
You: ....
You: The people on this website disappoint me

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: are you girl or boy
You: Are you for real?

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: ******** it...  

[GrowingDandelion]

WylrPnufh

Stranger: hey
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: m/f?
You: ....
You: The people on this website disappoint me

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: are you girl or boy
You: Are you for real?

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: ******** it...

this joke caught on way too fast. Still awesome though.  

[J of The Wind]

WylrPnufh

Stranger: hey
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: m/f?
You: ....
You: The people on this website disappoint me

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: are you girl or boy
You: Are you for real?

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: ******** it...

XDDD OH GOD. These people need more Meme-ducation  

[Sir Codin]

WylrPnufh

Stranger: hey
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: m/f?
You: ....
You: The people on this website disappoint me

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever
Stranger: are you girl or boy
You: Are you for real?

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a let you finish, but last stranger was the best stranger ever.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: ******** it...

rofl  

[Sir Codin]

Stranger: hey asl?
You: Harry, Male, Denver
Stranger: Harry Bahlzak?
You: No, Harry Bak.
Stranger: Harry a**-Bak
Stranger: the 3rd
You: My middle name's asse
You: and it's the 4th
Stranger: ******** you Harry Asse!
You: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Your intelligence is intangible. I'm not going to microwave your baby.
Stranger: Is my purpose in life to have offended thee. You want i should do with the pictures of you doing the nasty with your iphone.
You: Your bullshittery is incomprehensible. What baby?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.