If I wanted a girlfriend... (The Shitty Ex Thread)

[Nomega]

StormDawn

[Kegan]

CUT HIS d**k OFF! MAKE HIM EAT IT!

This and moar.
Kuzo, I can't believe I am saying this, but you are a bigger a*****e than I am.
it shocks and appalls me that you can seriously talk down to everyone and make it so you always get your way, more than i thought was humanly possible.
I salute you, And I am saddened by your loss of humanity.

Kuzo, give me this kid's address. I will chop his head off for you.  

[StormDawn]

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.  

[Nomega]

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

I was kidding, by the way, about chopping your head off. I guess you didn't catch that.  

[[Kegan]]

CUT HIS EAT OF AND MAKE HIM d**k IT!  

[StormDawn]

Nomega

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

Wow, i am amazed you remembered that part.
And no, the reason i would entertain the thought of you trying, is that everyone elso who wants it backs off.
Edit.
Kay.
Sorry.
Got carried away.
And Kegan, you are awesome.  

[J of The Wind]

Jeez would you lovers get a room?  

[StormDawn]

What, because we all troll, we have to enjoy each other that much?  

[[Kegan]]

StormDawn

Nomega

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

Wow, i am amazed you remembered that part.
And no, the reason i would entertain the thought of you trying, is that everyone elso who wants it backs off.
Edit.
Kay.
Sorry.
Got carried away.
And Kegan, you are awesome.

LIKE I NEED TO BE TOLD THAT >:1  

[Keeskee]

Interesting thought:

Unless you've dated someone in this thread, stop ******** bitching at them.

StormDawn, you'd better have dated pretty much everyone here. Ended badly with Nomega, did it?  

[dragn99]

Keeskee

Interesting thought:

Unless you've dated someone in this thread, stop ******** bitching at them.

StormDawn, you'd better have dated pretty much everyone here. Ended badly with Nomega, did it?

He has dated no one.
Like... ever.  

[J of The Wind]

Keeskee

Interesting thought:

Unless you've dated someone in this thread, stop ******** bitching at them.

StormDawn, you'd better have dated pretty much everyone here. Ended badly with Nomega, did it?

A tragic tale of love unrealized, and betrayal unheard of.

Nomega plans to decapitate his once true ex, but little did he know, that Dawn still harbors feelings for him...

xd  

[StormDawn]

[Kegan]

StormDawn

Nomega

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

Wow, i am amazed you remembered that part.
And no, the reason i would entertain the thought of you trying, is that everyone elso who wants it backs off.
Edit.
Kay.
Sorry.
Got carried away.
And Kegan, you are awesome.

LIKE I NEED TO BE TOLD THAT >:1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
But seriously.
And Keesksee, how did that thought ever mange to come into anyones head?
it is completely irrational and Illogical that anyone here could have dated me.  

[Nomega]

StormDawn

[Kegan]

StormDawn

Nomega

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

Wow, i am amazed you remembered that part.
And no, the reason i would entertain the thought of you trying, is that everyone elso who wants it backs off.
Edit.
Kay.
Sorry.
Got carried away.
And Kegan, you are awesome.

LIKE I NEED TO BE TOLD THAT >:1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
But seriously.
And Keesksee, how did that thought ever mange to come into anyones head?
it is completely irrational and Illogical that anyone here could have dated me.

Plenty of culties have dated.  

[StormDawn]

dragn99

Keeskee

Interesting thought:

Unless you've dated someone in this thread, stop ******** bitching at them.

StormDawn, you'd better have dated pretty much everyone here. Ended badly with Nomega, did it?

He has dated no one.
Like... ever.

Just because we live in a small town and know pretty much everything that happens, does not mean I never dated.
And J, you should write.  

[dragn99]

StormDawn

[Kegan]

StormDawn

Nomega

StormDawn

If you think you can take it, I dare you to try.

And you say Kuzo looks down on people. Who the hell are you? What makes you think for a second that I couldn't easily kill you? Because you're some son of a god or something? ******** you.

Wow, i am amazed you remembered that part.
And no, the reason i would entertain the thought of you trying, is that everyone elso who wants it backs off.
Edit.
Kay.
Sorry.
Got carried away.
And Kegan, you are awesome.

LIKE I NEED TO BE TOLD THAT >:1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
But seriously.
And Keesksee, how did that thought ever mange to come into anyones head?
it is completely irrational and Illogical that anyone here could have dated me.

Cept Wayne.
Cuz you two got so much in common.
Fat gurlies