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 Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:13 pm
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Super Desu Kawaii: Watch Out!
Part 2
Then, in a land very far away and very much more cooler and sexually charged, there was a Hero chosen by the gods to have a GIANT d**k. His name was…
Link, the Hero of Timely Sexual Intercourse.
This is the part where you start singing the overworld theme for Zelda.
Link was polishing his Master Sword when suddenly Shiek appeared out of no where, and said to him, “Link, ******** me in the a**.”
Link looked at him strangely and said, “Though my appearance and womanly tights might suggest otherwise, I’m actually into girls. I don’t want to stick my d**k up your bum hole.”
Shiek then disrobed, revealing gigantic tits and a gigantic c**k. Shiek was a TRAP! Kind of like Reg. Actually, Shiek was pretty much Reg, except with a d**k. Well, Shiek actually was Reg, but Reg got a surgically enlarged d**k so you could actually see it.
Link was shhhhhhhhhhocked. He first looked at her tits, and then at his d**k, meaning that he looked at Shiek, and not at his own d**k, because Shiek is actually both a boy and a girl and a Reg.
Then the dragon popped out. He stuck his spiked tail up Link’s a** and he screamed like a little girl in both pleasure and in pain.
Shiek was so aroused that he/she/Reg grabbed his/her/Reg’s d**k and started to magically fap and titty ******** himself at the same time. Don’t ask how it works, it just does, and it works WELL.
Ilia and Saria sat beneath the Great Deku (it’s pronounced DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-kay) Tree, sobbing and holding each other closely because they were so sad that Link wasn’t ******** them. To console themselves, they started to furiously make out and ripped off their clothes so they might scissor each other.
As soon as they were fully naked, the Great Deku Tree took it’s roots from the ground and shoved them up their vaginas and into their mouths. They moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaned and groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaned in pleasure.
Link saw all of this and his “Master Sword” started to glow with the power to destroy evil, and to destroy vaginas.
As soon as the dragon pulled out of his a**, Link went to find that Fish Chick from Ocarina of Time, and then banged her as the King of Red Lions watched from afar.
Once link had satisfied that Fish Chick, he realized that he himself was not satisfied with any of the women that he had ********. He needed more. He needed his one true love.
He needed Navi.
He followed the incessant crying of “Hey, listen!” to find her.
Navi flew up towards Link and said to him, “Do you want to speak to Saria? You look like you have a huge boner.”
Link said, “Hey! Watch out!” and shoved his d**k into Navi.
Link is by no means a small guy, but somehow, despite being a fairy, Navi could handle all of his manhood. She screamed in pleasure. Then Midna came up behind Link and giggled loudly. Link pulled out of Navi and turned into a wolf, only to take a big, steaming s**t on Midna’s chest. SHE LIKED IT. We did, too.
Link turned back into his normal Hylian-elf-thing self, and then turned into a Goron with the Goron Mask and ROCKED SOME WORLDS. Get it? It’s a rock pun.
Then Naruto said, “Believe it!”
Naruto was then torn in half by Goron Link’s gigantic rock hard penix. And that is how the Nine-Tailed Fox got simultaneously laid and killed.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:58 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:33 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:38 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:08 am
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