The Wish Game

[Annafu]

granted, but then you spontaineously combust by them and they all catch on fire and are ruined, but! you somehow managed to survive o.o so, now youre all upset that you destroyed all your precious anime.

i wish i had new shoes.  

[StabMyBack332]

Annafu

granted, but then you spontaineously combust by them and they all catch on fire and are ruined, but! you somehow managed to survive o.o so, now youre all upset that you destroyed all your precious anime.

i wish i had new shoes.

wish granted but then they are the most uncomfortable shoes on the planet and you end up returning them and blowing your money on gumballs.

i wish that this guild was more alive. stare  

[Annafu]

StabMyBack332

Annafu

granted, but then you spontaineously combust by them and they all catch on fire and are ruined, but! you somehow managed to survive o.o so, now youre all upset that you destroyed all your precious anime.

i wish i had new shoes.

wish granted but then they are the most uncomfortable shoes on the planet and you end up returning them and blowing your money on gumballs.

i wish that this guild was more alive. stare

granted, but it gets so busy that its impossible to keep up with and you just give up and never come back

i wish i had more socks with stars on them  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted, though Paris Hilton is now complaining about how much you step on her.

I wish I had a cigarette....  

[BugBoots]

Granted. However, the cigarette is made of rubber (like a toy) and is only a prop for actingness.

I wish I had a real manga (another).  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted, except once you receive your manga the plot is horrific and full of holes that you become so depressed you jump off the nearest building ultimately taking your own life because of the fail-ness that is your granted manga.

I wish I had a REAL cigarette. crying crying crying  

[John Obake]

Wish granted. It's full of napalm. You spend hundred of hours in reconstructive surgery but are still offered the lead role in the Mickey Rourke biography. Also you have bad breath.

I wish I wasn't so weird.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted, yet now you are sooooo boring that no one wants to be around you.

I wish I had 10 million dollars.  

[John Obake]

Granted. You're crushed by a large pile of cash.

I wish I had some cake.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted but it's laced with anthrax.

I wish I had a pack of zig-zags.  

[John Obake]

That Shroomin Stoner

Granted but it's laced with anthrax.

I wish I had a pack of zig-zags.

Granted but you gotta trade your herbles for them.
I wish i had some herbles.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted, yet know you must trade me all your supplies. Lighters, pipes, papers, etc.

I wish I were a princess. ^^  

[John Obake]

Granted, now you have to wear a corset. Lol enjoy.
I wish I had bought some more cupcakes.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted. You had the ability to go back in time to buy yourself more cupcakes, but your disrupted the space time continuum and everything has been destroyed.

I wish everything was animated.  

[John Obake]

Granted but you have to take LSD and it fades after as bit.
I wish I had some hallucinogens.