New 5th gen pokemon silhouette released

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Good lord, its waist is even skinnier than Lucario's.

How does it hold itself up without snapping in two?  

[Owwin]

The Awkwardest Turtle

Good lord, its waist is even skinnier than Lucario's.

How does it hold itself up without snapping in two?

Thingrel, the girdle pokemon. It's tight skin crushes it's organs as it develops, giving it terrible lung capacity.  

[Cabron the Swan]

Owwin

The Awkwardest Turtle

Good lord, its waist is even skinnier than Lucario's.

How does it hold itself up without snapping in two?

Thingrel, the girdle pokemon. It's tight skin crushes it's organs as it develops, giving it terrible lung capacity.

Thingrel used Roar!

But nothing happened..

 

[KaizenRyuka]

This.  

[Cabron the Swan]

KaizenRyuka

This.

Noooo

imagine the porn

imagine the poooooornnnnnn

it'll be horribleeeeeee

gonk

Remind me to get a better popup blocker next week.

 

[KaizenRyuka]

I think this is a pretty reasonable guess, though.  

[Allegro]

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!  

[Rusti Fire]

KaizenRyuka

I think this is a pretty reasonable guess, though.

makes it look like an evolution of either linoone or Zangoose  

[Skaeryll]

Prince Noir

It was shown on pokemon sunday a couple of minutes ago

Clearly the "ponytail" is it's ******** tail not a goddamn arm.  

[Sir Codin]

Allegro

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

IT'S...............I got nuthin'.

Although, it does look suspiciously similar to Renamon....perhaps it's a Ninetales evolution.  

[Zylo Allouette]

Lord of Armageddon

Allegro

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

IT'S...............I got nuthin'.

Although, it does look suspiciously similar to Renamon....perhaps it's a Ninetales evolution.

I doubt it. Although it does look fox-y. Maybe a side-evolution to vulpix?  

[Owwin]

Regulust

Prince Noir

It was shown on pokemon sunday a couple of minutes ago

Clearly the "ponytail" is it's ******** tail not a goddamn arm.

REG AND KEGAN! CLAM(teehee) DOWN! I WAS JOKING! I PUT XD! THAT IS MY SIGNATURE JOKING TAG SERIOUSLY! It is like somebody took both of you guy's humor centers in your brains and just ripped them out and splattered them across a back alley, and I was the guy who walked in and found the bodies. I am gonna be scared for ******** life from what I saw.


I hope they are ******** with us and the little arm thing is the head and it is just totally ******** up. Like it is some kinda crazy birth defect pokemon.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Owwin

Regulust

Prince Noir

It was shown on pokemon sunday a couple of minutes ago

Clearly the "ponytail" is it's ******** tail not a goddamn arm.

REG AND KEGAN! CLAM(teehee) DOWN! I WAS JOKING! I PUT XD! THAT IS MY SIGNATURE JOKING TAG SERIOUSLY! It is like somebody took both of you guy's humor centers in your brains and just ripped them out and splattered them across a back alley, and I was the guy who walked in and found the bodies. I am gonna be scared for ******** life from what I saw.


I hope they are ******** with us and the little arm thing is the head and it is just totally ******** up. Like it is some kinda crazy birth defect pokemon.

Reg has/had a humor center?  

[Owwin]

Wantcookie

Reg has/had a humor center?

I feel like I just slept with a hooker. I am so filled with shame for my comrades.