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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:54 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:25 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:57 pm
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Ribbin The Awkwardest Turtle Regulust If Cookie ends up dying from having no weapons or armor I'll laugh. I'm thinking I'm going to have to at least give him a weapon at some point. He's... not doing very much damage, let's just say that. All of his damage is being directed to J's a**. ;D
You know it. ;D
Seriously, though, if you intend on getting anywhere you'll eventually need to use weapons/armor. In the mean time, it means you have more funds for things like magic. |
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:19 pm
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-CHAPTER THREE: THE CURE-
 : Guess we should go test this new stuff out.
 : What, are we just going to walk around until something shows u-
: Oh.
: Looks like we snuck up on them. Let's take advantage of it.
: ...
 : ...
: ...Nice hit, there. Maybe you should get a weapon, Cook.
 : NEVER! I'll beat them with my sexiness alone!
: And I'll just burn them.
: Showoff.
: Guys, look! I killed one!
: Shut up J, no one cares.
: ._.
: MONEY!
: EXP!
: Looks like we got just enough to buy you that CURE spell.
: What? Oh, yeah, that. We should get that.
: Hell no, I'm keeping this money.
: Excuse me?
: Consider it payment for not letting me steal anything.
: ... stare Reg, quit being an a*****e.
: I think you should give her the money.
: I'll stop being an a*****e when you stop being a b***h. You've done nothing but boss us around this whole time.
: Hey, now. No need for name calling.
: ...
: What? Nothing to say?
: ...
: I really think you should just give her the money.
: ...Fine then. Keep it.
: ...
: ... eek
: ...that's it?
: You're not going to get all mad and go crazy like you normally do?
: Now, why would I do that? If Reg doesn't ever want to get healed by me ever, that's his decision.
: ... God, you're a b***h.
: And you're an a*****e.
: If he's an a*****e, can I be a-
: NO, COOK.
: Damn.
: One CURE spell, please. biggrin
: Such a b***h.
-END CHAPTER THREE-
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:44 pm
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The Awkwardest Turtle ChaosTorrent I likes. Can monks wear a staff? Cookie might settle for a weapon if it's big enough. The only thing we can get right now that he can use is nunchucks I think. ...I don't actually know if he can use a staff. I'm pretty sure not though. (also he's a black belt. Not a monk. There are no monks in this game. I just wanted to make the nudist monk pun in the OP)Don't worry. I have... plans.
The ominous feeling to these words appeals to me. |
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:35 pm
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-CHAPTER FOUR: A CLEVER RUSE-
: Okay, now that I'm pretty sure we wont die, let's kill some imps!
: Hooray!
: ...he hit me in the foot. neutral These guys suck.
: They're distracted by my sexiness. cool
: ...Okay, when we get back to town, we're getting you a weapon. You do even less damage than the imps.
: You're just jealous because I'm sexy.
: GODDAMN IT, WHY DO THEY KEEP GOING AFTER ME? Use your goddamn CURE spell that you were being so bitchy about getting!
: No, no, I think we can beat them before you get hit again. I can only cast spells so many times per day, you know. We need to conserve.
: Way to dish out the damage there, Cook.
: You are so getting raped tonight.
: Guys, I- ...nevermind, you don't care.
Repeat this process a bunch more times.
:Time to buy more things!
: I think I'll take that RUSE spell I've heard so much about.
: WHAT.
 : Not allowed to teach RUSE to red mages. Sorry!
: Why the hell not!?
: Because those are the rules.
: but... but... that's discrimination!
: You know who's discriminated? All those poor black mages who can't learn any white magic at all! You should feel happy that you get to kill stuff AND heal stuff! Back in my day, we didn't even have red mages! You were black or white and we LIKED it! We were happy just to HAVE magic! Why, I oughta reach over this counter and knock some sense into you!
: ...I'm sorry, I had no idea...
: Actually I'm just ******** with you. I just don't like red mages. Like you.
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ... RACIST! scream !
: ...that's it, I'm burning this place to the ground when we leave.
: Heard that.
: GOD DAMN IT!
-END CHAPTER FOUR-
: ...can I buy FOG then?
: Yeah, sure, whatever.
-ACTUALLY END CHAPTER FOUR-
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:47 pm
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