Epic lulz at Sonic Fanboy stupidity....

[Waynebrizzle]

Oh god, you're right.

They're going to make shitty sonic games now with the purpose of making those idiots start a petition to buy their old games.

They won't even have to really release a game and they'll get money, it's genius.  

[MaverickDrifter]

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Waynebrizzle

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!

YOU DO THAT WHILE I GO AND SELL MORE GAMES.  

[Sir Codin]

digi734

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!

YOU DO THAT WHILE I GO AND SELL MORE GAMES.

MAKE SURE THEY'RE SHITTY SO THEY'LL START MORE PETITIONS TO BUY A MORE OF A PRODUCT WE MADE NEARLY TWO DEACADES AGO.  

[MaverickDrifter]

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!

YOU DO THAT WHILE I GO AND SELL MORE GAMES.

MAKE SURE THEY'RE SHITTY SO THEY'LL START MORE PETITIONS TO BUY A MORE OF A PRODUCT WE MADE NEARLY TWO DEACADES AGO.

GOTCHA. REHASH ALL THE WEREHOG LEVELS AND ADD GIANT ROBOTS AND SOME CRAPPY PLOT DEVICE.  

[Orphie]

what's a "sonic"?  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

digi734

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!

YOU DO THAT WHILE I GO AND SELL MORE GAMES.

MAKE SURE THEY'RE SHITTY SO THEY'LL START MORE PETITIONS TO BUY A MORE OF A PRODUCT WE MADE NEARLY TWO DEACADES AGO.

GOTCHA. REHASH ALL THE WEREHOG LEVELS AND ADD GIANT ROBOTS AND SOME CRAPPY PLOT DEVICE.

DON'T FORGET THE ANNOYINGLY USELESS AND INCESSANTLY REDUNDANT PARTNER/HELPER  

[Sir Codin]

digi734

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!

YOU DO THAT WHILE I GO AND SELL MORE GAMES.

MAKE SURE THEY'RE SHITTY SO THEY'LL START MORE PETITIONS TO BUY A MORE OF A PRODUCT WE MADE NEARLY TWO DEACADES AGO.

GOTCHA. REHASH ALL THE WEREHOG LEVELS AND ADD GIANT ROBOTS AND SOME CRAPPY PLOT DEVICE.

I actually enjoy the Werehog levels in Sonic Unleashed. I like the puzzles and going into an area to beat the everloving s**t out of everyone in it. xd  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Orphie

what's a "sonic"?

a resaurant  

[Orphie]

Wantcookie

Orphie

what's a "sonic"?

a resaurant

sounds gay  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Orphie

Wantcookie

Orphie

what's a "sonic"?

a resaurant

sounds gay

it cant be gay
there arent any up here in massachussetts
not even in provincetown  

[Waynebrizzle]

Orphie

Wantcookie

Orphie

what's a "sonic"?

a resaurant

sounds gay

i don't like his nose  

[DJNanners]

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

You know they're making a third storybook game, right?  

[TtheHero]

Lilithelle

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

You know they're making a third storybook game, right?

Can I hazard a guess and say they're gonna try Robin Hood next?  

[DJNanners]

TtheHero

Lilithelle

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

You know they're making a third storybook game, right?

Can I hazard a guess and say they're gonna try Robin Hood next?

"According to SEGA's facebook, there is going to be another storybook game following up after Sonic and the Black Knight. Some of the choices are: Greek Mythology and Legends, Western/Cowboy, Sci-Fi, and Horror."

I can't imagine a horror story Sonic game.  

[Owwin]

Lilithelle

"According to SEGA's facebook, there is going to be another storybook game following up after Sonic and the Black Knight. Some of the choices are: Greek Mythology and Legends, Western/Cowboy, Sci-Fi, and Horror."

I can't imagine a horror story Sonic game.

They could kill off some of those useless side characters. OH GOD THEY GOT SILVER! Oh no they are eating his liver oh the horror, Sonic run! Actually Sonic would fare pretty well there, he could ******** book it, and even if he tripped, no guy in a mask is gonna be able to keep up with him at a walking pace XD.