NEKO CITY/INTERNET CITY

[Darth Rush]

I heard porn!!!!!!!!!!! where is it? where is it?
is it rainbow-unicorn-pony porn?
i want it!  

[KeJoRo]

I don't even want to know what happens in pony porn xd  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

Lady Gyrfalcon

*steps on, steps off and then burns your Shota collection*
If there's one element of anime and manga fandom that I can't stand, it's shotacon and lolicon.

I mean, I was going to post some nekomimi bishounen being cute together, but now I think I'll pass.

I had not forseen that using gratuitous Japanese would make me hate on myself this much.

It was just one freaking yaoi shota... and it was full metal alchemist! WRRRRRRY?!
||grabs Gyrfalcon by the shirt||
POST THAT DAMNED NEKOMIMI BISHOUNEN CUTENESS!! NAO!!
||extends my claws, which are harder than diamond and cuts through things like tungsten carbide||

 

[KeJoRo]

*Pulls out a diamond-edged circular saw and proceeds to saw off your claws*

*That would work...you know it would razz *  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

KeJoRo

*Pulls out a diamond-edged circular saw and proceeds to saw off your claws*

*That would work...you know it would *

||my claws break the saw||
<.< You do realise that tungsten carbide can cut through things very easily... and my claws are as hard as diamond and can cut through things like tungsten carbide can...
||breaks all your power tools||

 

[Tamago1]

*pokes claw with a stick* *stick breaks right down the middle* woah... *backs away*  

[KeJoRo]

But diamond-edged saws can cut through diamonds.

And yes, I do know about tungsten carbide, but whatever razz

*Beats you with my quarterstaff (which I actually have in my room) *  

[TheWildLeon]

This is what happens when I put porn in a room >.> *twirls sword around*  

[12344321I]

*Hides the yaoi from the damned yaoi fangirls*
Hmmmmmm.
*reads some*
8D  

[Taigamma]

You would never have to worry about giant space chipmunks crushing your house and your city. it's indestructible.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Crystalline Seraphim

Lady Gyrfalcon

*steps on, steps off and then burns your Shota collection*
If there's one element of anime and manga fandom that I can't stand, it's shotacon and lolicon.

I mean, I was going to post some nekomimi bishounen being cute together, but now I think I'll pass.

I had not forseen that using gratuitous Japanese would make me hate on myself this much.

It was just one freaking yaoi shota... and it was full metal alchemist! WRRRRRRY?!
||grabs Gyrfalcon by the shirt||
POST THAT DAMNED NEKOMIMI BISHOUNEN CUTENESS!! NAO!!
||extends my claws, which are harder than diamond and cuts through things like tungsten carbide||

Well, if it was one, I might forgive you.
I think I was there in the past about... four years ago? So in four years I expect you to have good taste and have calmed down slightly. Don't disappoint me!

/totes runs off and magically puts on a slightly less shredded top and produce a super magical sword

And WRY?
Because I'm two tiers above you on the yaoi fan foodchain, so no tungsten carbide cutting claws scare me, yo. You cut a single one of mah hairs and my posse. Will keel you.
Also KeJoRo will continue to beat on you with his quarterstaff.

And because I felt like livening up the thread.

Anyway, being mindful that not all you fabulous guys and gals out there like slash/yaoi/BL/whatever you want to call it, the links are pretty much random slash fanart where the characters have been drawn with cat ears.
You've been warned, so if anyone whines at me for seeing something they don't like, I'm going to ignore them.
All that disclaimer for two incredibly tame pictures, jeez.
Eins und Zwei  

[Darth Rush]

oh, those pix are sooo cute.  

[KeJoRo]

*Spins quarterstaff around*

*Returns to beating Seraphim*

This is fun 8D  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

Lady Gyrfalcon

Crystalline Seraphim

Lady Gyrfalcon

*steps on, steps off and then burns your Shota collection*
If there's one element of anime and manga fandom that I can't stand, it's shotacon and lolicon.

I mean, I was going to post some nekomimi bishounen being cute together, but now I think I'll pass.

I had not forseen that using gratuitous Japanese would make me hate on myself this much.

It was just one freaking yaoi shota... and it was full metal alchemist! WRRRRRRY?!
||grabs Gyrfalcon by the shirt||
POST THAT DAMNED NEKOMIMI BISHOUNEN CUTENESS!! NAO!!
||extends my claws, which are harder than diamond and cuts through things like tungsten carbide||

Well, if it was one, I might forgive you.
I think I was there in the past about... four years ago? So in four years I expect you to have good taste and have calmed down slightly. Don't disappoint me!

/totes runs off and magically puts on a slightly less shredded top and produce a super magical sword

And WRY?
Because I'm two tiers above you on the yaoi fan foodchain, so no tungsten carbide cutting claws scare me, yo. You cut a single one of mah hairs and my posse. Will keel you.
Also KeJoRo will continue to beat on you with his quarterstaff.

And because I felt like livening up the thread.

Anyway, being mindful that not all you fabulous guys and gals out there like slash/yaoi/BL/whatever you want to call it, the links are pretty much random slash fanart where the characters have been drawn with cat ears.
You've been warned, so if anyone whines at me for seeing something they don't like, I'm going to ignore them.
All that disclaimer for two incredibly tame pictures, jeez.
Eins und Zwei

Nyah... so kawaii =w=
||blocks KeJoRo, pulls out my 8 foot long Long-Blade and then obliterates the quarterstaff||
Back off...
||My Long Blade glows blue and then I strike the ground, rapidly freezing Kejoro into an ice statue with a freezing shockwave!||

 

[KeJoRo]

Hmm...interesting...

Ok then.

*Glows red and melts the ice*

*Grabs Jo staff*

Did I mention that I also have one of these? They're pretty useful despite being a lot shorter.

*Strikes Seraphim's sword-hand*