Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[StarGoddessSiren]

he kicked my kitty crying  

[Unit Blue]

She cries when I kicked her kitty twisted twisted twisted  

[PhycoSand2]

he stills my underwear!  

[Unit Blue]

S/He steals my underwear so I always have to steal it back..  

[Sabaism]

Because he collects underwear.  

[koolay0]

Because You Burned Me!
And Cause You Didnt Cook Taco's Everyday Like You Said In Your Vows D:  

[Sabaism]

Because my cat gave me more pleasure than that potato sack.

And my cat got fixed. O_O  

[StarGoddessSiren]

eek wow

because she liked her cat better than me........but that's okay, i liked the kitty cat better too ^_^  

[44hrygydi]

So than, why did you two divorce?

I divorced you because.... I found someone else? o_o  

[SpazzTheMightyNinjaMonkey]

i divorced chaos because she spent all her time in the rain -_-  

[44hrygydi]

I divorced her because her monkey scared me. D:  

[PhycoSand2]

because she called me stupid!  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because she thought it was halloween everyday.  

[44hrygydi]

The little creature on her head always scared me.  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

cause she allways poked me in the eye with her umbrella