YOUR PEST PICKUPLINE!!!!

[PurpleGoddess123]

the last atlantean

ok ok ok heres mine

you must be a library book because i cant stop checking you out

I wasn't chosen to be a goddess...

One of the most epic in this forum XD

...i was already born one.

 

[So Zetta SIow]

"I had quite a bit to drink, and your beggining to look pretty good."  

[So Zetta SIow]

Aieko_09

Linkmm

"I had quite a bit to drink, and your beggining to look pretty good."

lol some might think of this as an insult or pick up line. o here's one to go along with it
"i need to drink more till you look good enough for me to take you home"

xD  

[Equinoxious]

I have no use for Pickup lines.


I just throw them in my car and drive away twisted  

[secremothballs2]

Aieko_09

"I see that you're staring at my boobs, you can touch them if you like." (yeha im kinda out there XD)

MARRY ME?!  

[secremothballs2]

PurpleGoddess123

the last atlantean

ok ok ok heres mine

you must be a library book because i cant stop checking you out

I wasn't chosen to be a goddess...

One of the most epic in this forum XD

...i was already born one.

...  

[12344321I]

Aieko_09

the last atlantean

Aieko_09

"I see that you're staring at my boobs, you can touch them if you like." (yeha im kinda out there XD)

MARRY ME?!

wow jsut wait till u see them they are huge!

OMG, WHO THE HELL CARES! If you get the refrence you get a cookie.  

[ShePlaysByEar]

My brother always uses

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Zach."

Once though, he got to "How much does a polar bear weigh-" before the girl was like, "Is that a fat joke?" and walked away.

My personal favorite is the "Have you met Ted?" game from the show How I Met Your Mother. Observe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbqLEwdXv8  

[Taigamma]

Here's one I just made up a minute ago.

"When the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie, I need to bang yooooooooou!"