I'm quitting gaia.

[xwhateverxdudex]

*I laugh maniacally because you guys have been attacking a hologram*

I then fire millions of personality altering gas bomb missiles that makes everyone in the entire world perverted. (or more so if they already are)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA, Now everyone will be too busy to defeat me!!!  

[Tybarious]

*uses his "self control" skill to defeat dude's gas* all the world needs is alittle self control  

[purpleravenhawk]

Lmao, this really turned into something. Glad to see there would be a rebellion against dude's tyranny, tho. xd  

[Tybarious]

Raven you should join the P.A.D.T. (people against Dude's tyranny) xd  

[Moonracer]

*Is paranoid enough anyway that I always wear a retrofitted gas mask.* I fart in your general direction! *farts in every direction*

Yes, join the P.A.D.T. me personally I like the P.A.D.S. (People Against Dude Society) but no one seems as gung ho about that one.

*Yoinks Sailor Mercury's computer gizmo and begins to scan and eventually finds Dude's true lair* Hey, he's over there lets get 'em!!!  

[Iakun]

Actually for once I think I'll do the unthinkable. *joins DUDE!* Bwahahahaha!  

[Tybarious]

Traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream Burn him scream  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*I reach out my shadow portal and warp Iakun back to my secret lairs, secret alternate lair*

Welcome to the dark side.
Here...

*gives you access to the entire worlds porn collection*  

[Iakun]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

Now I'm never leaving. lulz  

[Moonracer]

Traitor!!! You...you... *blinks* Hey wait...is that a Vincent Valentine nakie picture? Is that a Sephiroth nakie picture? *blinks tosses torch over shoulder and waves hands like I'm flagging down an aircraft-carrier* Hey!! Hey take me too! Sign me up Dude I want porn of my Vinny baby and the rest of my harem!  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*sends out a second portal to "retrieve" MR as well*

here...
*gives you access to the entire worlds porn collection too*





And now that I have 2 followers, I can start killing off anyone that doesn't agree with me.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
I shall start with everyone that tries to take the freedoms of others. Down with all those that ban free file sharing and all types of porn, no matter what the content or media !

FREEDOM !!!  

[Iakun]

Oh. Wait. That would mean freedom for ***** and gore porn. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......... *mutinies against dude* xd *stab*  

[Moonracer]

*Looks around hideout and whistles* Wow...nice digs... *notices the computer in my room and sits down and begins to surf the web snagging every nice picture, nakie picture, porn picture, and other such pictures of my harem. I'm so focused on this I don't noticed nor do I care about the mutiny that's going on.*  

[Tybarious]

maybe I should do another reboot xd  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Avoids Iakun's attack and captures him in an indestructable cage of darkness*

What, you would rather I grant freedom to no one but people that just like what you like?

I don't like those topics either, but everyone should have the right to enjoy what they like.
As long as it doesn't physically hurt anyone else, or force them to do something they don't want to do, it should be free. (I'm very liberal ^.^ )

Now, do you want your free porn, or not?
All you have to do is join me again.

*points at the computer in your room*