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 Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:17 pm
 A.k.A: THE F. BOMB! hears another one: 
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:30 pm
hmm well idk if ud find this funy but me add my friends like to crack jokes at each other by tellin our weirdest dreams and addin to them and herese one of them (p.s. had this after a disney movie marrathon)
picture u and jack sparrow r on an adventure in the black pearl and suddenly a like 45 freakin story tigger comes out of the water and says silly bitchy pirates ships r for da ganstas and tosses u out of the boat wen u wake up ur on an island jkes gone but aladdin is there and just as u enter the cave genie poofs up pimp slaps aladdin and says no my b***h go bac and hang wit ur whore of a princess then he poofs u away w/out himself and ur in a nice quiet medo and u happen to c thumper and then he just flips the script and just starts cursin non stop for no good reason and the skunk( just found out its a boy) is a ganster starts tryin to shut thumper up then bambi come in through a door all the sudden (dont ask where door came from its a dream) and thumper tries to cuss him out but bambi wanst gonna take that so he starts betaen the crap outta thumper and then i woke up
i hope it was at least amusing to u my friends cracked up about it srry its long sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:10 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:15 pm
How much does a hippo weigh?
-enough to break the ice.
I'd find a picture or something that was funny, but I'm feeling really lazy right now.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:40 am
ASIAN PARENTS
ME: Hey DAD!! i gt my blood test result back! It said I was a B+!!
DAD: B+!!! B+ AGAIN!!! Why not the A+!!
ME: Dude its freakin BLOOD!! You only have ONE of THEM!!
DAD: I don't want one of YOU!!! You are NOT my SON!!
ME: *SIGH*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:24 pm
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:49 pm
Whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH for five minutes.
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Worked didn't it?
Ah well, I tried.
Llama dance!!!!! dramallama
By now my lame attempts at humour are annoying you.
But
I don't care!!!!!
I want gold.
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally want gold.
I will go to any lenghts to get gold.
RAWWWWRRRRR GOLD MONSTER *bites head off*
Don't you love me?
I'm really very amicable.
Biting people's heads off and such.
Love me!
Cheese dance! cheese_whine
I don't really like cheese.
You?
ICON TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin smile redface crying stare 3nodding xd blaugh scream stressed sweatdrop heart xp whee wink sad surprised eek confused cool lol mad razz cry evil twisted rolleyes exclaim question idea arrow neutral mrgreen ninja 4laugh rofl pirate talk2hand burning_eyes cheese_whine dramallama wahmbulance emo
How wuzzat?
Wuzzat wuzzat wuzzat!!!!
I invented a word!
I bet it'll go in the doctionary!
Another new word, did you notice?
There once was a limerick called Steven,
Whose lines were very uneven,
The meter was off
The lines didn't really rhyme
And who would call a limerick Steven anyway?
AAAAAHHHH YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING YET!!!!!!
Well guess what?
I'm a gold monster and I eat your head off.
Like this.
Hahahaha you have no head...
...but then how will you get on Gaia to give me gold?
*hands head back to you*
There ya go.
E-pic fail-ure 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:07 pm
blond chicks kill birds by throwing them off a cliff!
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:21 pm
Your mama so fat that dora couldnt explore her! No Offense Your Mama So Ugly That Bob The Builder Said, "We Can't Fix That". No Offense IM JUst Saying THis FOr Fun! And Heres A Funny Video Link video
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:48 pm
be buffed or ill come to ur house and say"go to your room mmister or ill ******** my self
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:07 pm
yo mama so fat, even naruto dosen't believe it!
no offense to you...
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:38 am
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:19 pm
WOW!
ALL OF THOSE ARE REALLY BAD!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:46 pm
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:48 pm
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