Vending Machine Game!

[LordKhrima]

You get this guy. Alternatively, you get "the axe" so to speak.

I put in 37 dicks.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get a orgasmic geisha

I put in my little girl (points to Mothbite)  

[PurpleGoddess123]

I wasn't chosen to be a goddess...

You get tons of bright pink underwear XD
I put in some garlic bread (yum!) razz

...i was already born one.

 

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get sprayed with a rush of spaghetti sauce

I put in my glasses  

[Rosilien]

you get a pair of previously-owned eyes

I put in Texas  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get Hank Hill.

I put in the following emotes: xp whee biggrin xd 3nodding rofl  

[PurpleGoddess123]

I wasn't chosen to be a goddess...

you get the following emotes gonk crying scream stressed evil emo
I put in my calculator

...i was already born one.

 

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get an error slip.

I put in LordKhrima's blob thingy...  

[LordKhrima]

You get a totalitarian government system ruling your nation. You have no one to blame but yourself.

I put in black Jesus.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get Raptor Jesus...

I stick in my shadow.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get Shadow Roxas

I put in Bottle Fairy Vol. 1  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get Bottle Fairy Lv2...

I put in your Bottle Fairy Lv2  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get the complete collection of Peach Girl

I put in my mom's Mustang  

[Rosilien]

You get a 2003 Hummer H2
I put in a Mac  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

you get a Whopper

I put in my avatar's background