We can't be friends any more because

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

We can't be friends anymore because it is you, and not me.
 

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because I just mopped my kitchen floor.  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because-because.... hmmmmmm, i wont have access to the internet all next week so i might die  

[Hizuma the Troublesome]

Wii cant b fwends ennymoar becuzz yu awl dont tipe liek dis.... wow that was actually hard to type ><  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because I have no idea what you were trying to type...  

[Hizuma the Troublesome]

We can;t be friends anymore because I can barely understand what I was trying to type ><  

[R0bot0]

We can't be frieds because you stole my happy emo  

[Hizuma the Troublesome]

We can't be friends anymore because I do not know what a fried is.  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

We can't be friends because you're not crazy enough. I'm sorry.
 

[squeakygirl]

We can't be friends anymore because I don't like teardrops....I like gumdrops and lollipops.  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because my wireless computer mouse ran out of batteries!  

[Lucky-Emi]

we cant be friends anymore because someone stole my cookies and i blame you!  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because you accuse me wrongly... emo  

[Lucky-Emi]

Oh! Now I know who it was! It was squeakygirl! But we cant be friends anymore cuz you got all sad and crap. Crybaby. razz xd  

[Shadows-shine]

We can't be friends any more because it's late and I am tired