Post a lie about the person above you

[Aakosir]

XD I do it too

Ther person above me is a frog princess.  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me is typing one-handed while upside-down, greasing the motor of some fancy machine thingy of doom  

[Aakosir]

The person above me is the one who built that machine and is now keeping me captive to slave and labor for her with no breaks  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above is telling the truth!!  

[Aakosir]

The person above me is not so brutal  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me moonlights as a cupcake baker  

[Aakosir]

The person above me is not, not a hacker  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me is a sycamore tree O.o  

[Kashinami-chan]

Brutal Beckon Is death's rat reaping all the souls up to date.  

[Aakosir]

The person above me is a confused person that attacks pumpkins on Samhain  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me eats goats' entrails dipped in apple cider vinegar o.o  

[Aakosir]

I would try that =^_^=

The person above me has webbed feet and is afraid of the water.  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me is really an inanimate object with psychic powers!!  

[Aakosir]

The person above me is a taco dressed as a poodle  

[Batastasia Frootsnoot]

the person above me is the only other person playing... (MAKE ME A LIAR, YOU BUTTHEADS! scream )