What would you do if someone stole you instrument?

[MezzoPianoX]

I'd castrate them with a broken reed.NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY- I mean...Clarinet, without Permission, much less steal, without risking decapitation or castration.  

[TrumpetGoddess0913]

We actually had an incident during my senior year of high school. During a performance of the fall play, someone broke into our instrument storage room, took all of the flutes out of their cases, assembled each one, then bent them across the edges of the cubbies..... Every flute in the storage room was in the shape of a "Z". We never figured out who did it but it was completely awful. My one friend had just gotten her flute. It was pure silver and cost $1000 and they bent it....  

[13Mizu-Chan13]

If it was stolen out of my house, I would Call the police in ters then yell at my mom for not having insurance on my baby >.<

If it was at school, I would run around like a headless chicken looking for it... then yet again I would yell at my mom for not having insurance on my baby...  

[Zanygirl71]

id go screaming around yelling at random people WHERE IS IT I KNOW ONE OF U PEOPLE HAVE IT GIVE MEH MUH BABY BACK  

[Determined Pumpkin]

I'm jumpy when other people simply hold it...  

[Everlasting Radiance]

It would not be funny. My bassoon was a gift from somebody that we just lost to cancer, and it has really changed my life and music performing all around.

I wouldn't just want a replacement, so it better not ever happen.  

[Melody Lee 1909]

have a panic attack. for sure.
I would hyperventilate, and they would most likely have to take me to the hospital.  

[Surfingpichu]

People would die. I would freak, and then I'd kill whoever did it, and I swear if they did anything to my instruments there would be HELL to pay! burning_eyes  

[xxSeikoxx]

I'd like to see them try lifting a piano blaugh Unless the thief is macho O_O Then i would probably go nuts and have to take therapy.  

[goh4]

I'd cry, and freak out, and panic!  

[wolfbane_eyes]

If someone stole my bassoon, I'd die. Then come back to life and kill them. The thing is bloody expensive, and has sentimental value. xp  

[babbs302]

People have threatened to steal my $3500 bach strad and i viciously yelled at them smile . that thing is my baby. someone knocked over my slide once because i was resting it on something while trying to roll up a cleaning snake and they dented it. i almost freaked out on the poor freshman..it was a minor dent and stil plays but im still mad about that. now..if someone STOLE it?! yeahhh people would die. have a nice day twisted  

[Grand Pianist]

Funny thing is that my grand piano is actually wheel locked xD The key is somewhere in my house 0.o" If the person found it... They'd have to jump out of my apartment window and fall a long way... My piano unfortunately won't survive... x.x"  

[Roanporu]

I would start a bonfire
If I found the culprit I'd put them on a stake in teh center...just like RE4! and feed their assistant to a giant fish  

[candy!x0x0]

I would kill myself.

I have gym before school so I have to leave my horn unattended in the locker room and one day I came back from gym and found a huge dent in the bell of my horn! I bought a locking case and teather it to my gym locker now. Luckily the damage only looked bad, didn't affect the sound, and was not expensive to fix.