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 Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:43 pm
5. Save energy by not hip-thrusting.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:44 pm
digi734 Quote: 59. It uses up your internet downloads and then you don't have any internet leftwat but isn't that what the internet's for in the first place?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:45 pm
But you can't use internet because then you won't have any left. LOGIC.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:46 pm
Super Cheesio GrowingDandelion LoA, you get 5 gold stars and a juice box. The only reason of theirs that I liked and didn't make me want to roll my eyes was that it could fill up your computer with viruses. Porn Hub never gave me any viruses... Well, s**t, nevermind then, it's all dumb.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:46 pm
GrowingDandelion digi734 Quote: 59. It uses up your internet downloads and then you don't have any internet leftwat but isn't that what the internet's for in the first place? possibly, but then you run out of internets so said by this guy. Also, reason 6. 90% or more of the Internet runs on Porn.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:49 pm
I like how most of their reasons are consequences for getting caught. Some of them have guilty consciences.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:51 pm
DON'T WATCH A PORN
WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT A PORN YOU ARE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTING TO TERRORTIST ATTACKS
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:54 pm
Bloomtail DON'T WATCH A PORN WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT A PORN YOU ARE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTING TO TERRORTIST ATTACKS I love when people use arguments like that. Directly is definitely not the word. Indirectly sure, but the mob, terrorists, etc. aren't out there making porno to get your money and then go blow themselves up. Oooh. Suicide bomber porn. I wonder...
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:56 pm
Owwin Bloomtail DON'T WATCH A PORN WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT A PORN YOU ARE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTING TO TERRORTIST ATTACKS I love when people use arguments like that. Directly is definitely not the word. Indirectly sure, but the mob, terrorists, etc. aren't out there making porno to get your money and then go blow themselves up. Oooh. Suicide bomber porn. I wonder... "Yeah! Ohhh ye-" *BOOOOM* That's beautiful.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:56 pm
Owwin Bloomtail DON'T WATCH A PORN WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT A PORN YOU ARE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTING TO TERRORTIST ATTACKS I love when people use arguments like that. Directly is definitely not the word. Indirectly sure, but the mob, terrorists, etc. aren't out there making porno to get your money and then go blow themselves up. Oooh. Suicide bomber porn. I wonder... In 3D.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:57 pm
Quote: 11. it literally alters your brain whether you're aware of it or not. No wonder looking directly at the occipital lobes makes it look like a nice juicy a**. Quote: 12. it creates expectations that are unrealistic for future spouse Presidential campaigns create expectations that are unrealistic for future presidents. Let's get rid of presidential campaigns, too. Quote: 13. it makes you feel guilty So does eating and sleeping. Think of how many precious resources were wasted to keep you alive or how much time you wasted lying in bed instead of lobbying against porn, you lazy ******** class="quote"> Quote: 14. It ruins your innocence. Porn didn't do that to me. Middle school did. Quote: 15. It ruins other peoples innocence. (The people in the porn) Okay, this is one of the few that I actually agree with. Some people are forced into it and exploited, which is really disgusting. But what about those who consented to it? How innocent are they? Quote: 16. it kills your self-esteem Well, I've never wanted to kill myself because I looked at porn. I guess I'm good. Quote: 17. it makes you lie to cover it up. Hey, mom. Guess what? I look at PORN!!! Quote: 18. It kills your spouses future self esteem if they find out. That's not the evils of pornography at work there. That's marriage. Quote: 19. It's not art. Nor artful. Are you kidding? The 69 and cowgirl positions are the most elegant and photogenic pieces of natural art I have ever seen. Quote: 20. (because we had 18 twice) it puts un-helpful thoughts in your mind that might not be there otherwise Porn taught me that foreplay is important, otherwise the sex is going to hurt. Now that's helpful.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:59 pm
Quote: 39. It hurts. Especially when you fall. ...Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:04 pm
Super Cheesio Quote: 39. It hurts. Especially when you fall. ...Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuut... I don't get that one either, but that guy has good reason to not like porn evidently.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:07 pm
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