ever found an item in your inventory...

[you_die!!!]

My memory is as trusty as a dog. Sometimes it's reliable, sometimes it turns on me. I can't remember what I had for breakfast, and yet, I remember something that was on the new about 7 years ago. I'm 14 and have the memory of a very very VERY old person.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My memory tends to be like that of a goldfish.