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[Super_Chihuahua]

I'm chatty!!!

But not too chatty...

I get mad when peopel tell me I'm grumpy. They're REALLY mean about it, so I, naturally, get meaner in my own defense. Then they abandon me, and I feel all sad and angry.

But then I start talking to someone on the internet and I'm like WHEEEEE!!!!

And everyone who abandoned me is like 'Are you ungrumpy?' and I go 'NO! GO AWAY!!!!' because as it turns out I was havin' more fun without them.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

If people ask me if I'm grumpy I reply "Yes, but if you give me money I will become happy." ... "And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell ya!"