[Monster] Calder's Stable...uh, Room

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My Lover

My love stands on golden hooves,
framed by half-moon glasses.
And steals a sigh from my lips,
Every time he passes.
Jealousy turns a monster green,
grips me at the sight.
At the patterned vest that's blessed,
to hold my lover tight.
A demon's random to be the pipe,
touched by his fingertips.
And kissed a thousand times each day,
against those lovely lips.
If he was as easy to read,
As those many books we cover.
I'd read him front to back all day,
And his title would be "No Other."
I'd drink up every witches potion,
Force down every brew.
To change into a book,
Dedicated to only you.
And on a shelf I'd wait and wait,
As I have done for ages.
Hoping for the day you'd read,
The confessions on my pages.

My love stands on golden hooves,
And I wish he would see.
That I belong to only him,
And we were meant to be."

 

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Rown:

Calder you young stud
Why do you like unicorns?
Sheep taste much better

I am a monster
The waters are my domain
Such is Kelpie Pride

Hey Calder dear boy
There's a word to describe you
It's "statutory"

Calder:
Hey Calder dear boy
There's a word to describe you
It's "statutory" "So gonna happen"

Lucifer Force

Young Kelpie bride-boy
Garter made just for your man
But he does not know

Dear little Kelpie,
Your man is too old for you
Perhaps try Chuppi?

Rown

Dear sweet Kasumi
Calder likes the type with "meat"
If you understand

You are my food-source
Though sometimes you are my friend
Mostly a food source

Calder:

Our love is complex
Others can't understand it
Stop being bitter.

@Chuppi:

I don't mind biting
Though your teeth do leave a mark
Be gentle next time

Rown:

Calder, te amo
It's Spanish for I love you
Since I really do <3 <3

Lucifer Force:

Meat, rock hard and hot
Calder has wet dreams of this
Poor Alabaster

Rown:

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
DO YOU NOT KNOW THREAD RATINGS?!
SHAME ON YOU SO HARD

Lucifer Force:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MA'AM
I WAS TALKING ABOUT STEAK
MIND IN GUTTER MUCH?

Rown:

YOU CAN TRY AND LIE
BUT WHY WOULD CALDER DREAM OF
MEAT WHEN HE EATS MEN?

Naked Satan:

Raziel agrees too
Meat is much better for you
has lots of protein!

Lucifer Force:

My goodness Calder
NC-17 much, dear?
Do that in private!

Rown:

Oh you are quite good
I'm finding you a challenge
Though this is in fun.

Lucifer Force:

I cannot help it
Calder dreams are so much fun
And yet so kinky

Calder:

A heart is filling
An organ I'd take but would
make room for another

 

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Battle of the Bands Event

 

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Solo rp

Hi-Ho School Year!
Calder leaves home to go to Amityville.

 

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Regular rp

Singles Personal Listings (ORP)!
Calder decides to put up a personal ad for Belladonna, and then decides to put up on for himself. He hopes a certain unicorn will notices. Sadly, he gets detention instead. :C

 

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Office rp

{ The School Office } You better not be here
Calder meet the Amityville faculty for the first time and gets detention.

 

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Detention rp

DETENTION: THE OTHER BATHROOM
Calder serves detention in the worst bathroom EVER! Is then swallowed up by a soap monster while fighting gnomes and it later saved by G.

 

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Regular rp

Oops! (Calder and Maritess)
While looking for his classes, Calder bumps into a undead ghoul named Tess with only half a body. He's most confused.

 

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Regular rp

Leechy Love (Calder and Israfel)
One of Calder's leeches finds Israfel and the siren comes to return it. They talk and Calder winds up convincing the boil to adopt the leech.

 

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Regular rp

Selkies & Kelipes Aren't Scary (Marzena & Calder)
While taking a late-night swim, Calder meets Marzena, a selkie.

 

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Regular rp

My confusion senses are tingling.... [Shehk + Calder]
Needing help with sewing, Calder up and ask the first undead he sees. He meets Shehk and she gives him some pointers along with letting him touch her belly stitches.

 

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Election/Regular rp

VOTE FOR ME...OR ELSE (Nukpana's .....boothing)
Calder goes to Nuk feeling he has the worst intentions for Shehk.

 

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Club rp

Run run run! Go for the Gold! [ FINISHED ]
Calder tries out for the Track Team.

 

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Battle of the Bands rp

The Old Crypt Rockout! BRING IT ON PAGE 2!
Calder is the drummer for Amigos De Amor with Chuppi and Belladonna and they try out together with a Spanish Love Song.

 

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Regular rp

Lost In Translation (Calder & Chuppi)
Calder and Chuppi try to write songs for their band.